My Dad is a woman in disguise

So earlier I was eating some ice cream ( COOKIE DOUGH OH YEAH) and I guess my Dad did not like that. So he TAKES THE WHOLE CONTAINER OF ICE CREAM and eats it all. wtf.

 

This does not computer.

What does 'Dad is a woman' have to do with ice cream? And what does cookie dough have to do with anything? (Except tasting better than the actual cookies)

 

OMG that's...actually what I'd do. So yeah your dad might be a woman in disguse. Oh I feel bad for you! Next time, hide your ice cream...I hide mine behind the Mr. Freezies since my dad and mom don't like those.

 

You've obviously never seen a girl post-break up.

 

Or in a Haagen Dazs advert.

 

My woman is a dad in disguise.

 

Hoarding food is such a man thing to do. I hide all the nutella from my sister.