My attempt...

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  1. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Today morning, I realized I was too nice for my own good...and so I decided to be bitchier and just be an asshole starting today.

    :.-.:

    - Bought lunch for three people.
    - Let two classmates copy my HW.
    - Lend some random girl some money for the metro.
    - Gave away my seats to anyone who happened to be sanding in the metro.
    - Gave $10 to a guy who needed to buy diapers for his baby.
    - Turned down two guys who asked for my number.

    Yes…sweet success in being an asshole.
     
  2. Hayabusa Venomous

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    ...:B|:

    really?
     
  3. Legion Twilight Town Denizen

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    two whole guys!? you truly have succeeded in prick 101 ^^.
     
  4. The Fuk? Dead

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    What the hell?
     
  5. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    inb4shitstorm
     
  6. NarutoSuperKubii Chaser

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    Go on..........
     
  7. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Indeed.
    Right after I had crazy sex. :/gasp:

    Gosh, I know...One of them wanted to take me out for Sushi.

    He looked...decent. :why?:

    She seemed like a nice girl. xDD
     
  8. Legion Twilight Town Denizen

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    I can't believe you turned down raw fish.
     
  9. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    O:

    I love sushi! But the dude was creepy.
     
  10. NarutoSuperKubii Chaser

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    Go on......

    Need more info then that.
     
  11. The Fuk? Dead

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    Do random guys just come up to you and say, "HEY YOU! I NEED DIAPERS FOR MY FUCKIN BABY!"
     
  12. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Well, she was hot. Nice dress, and Coach purse [it was a replica :.-.:], had good sunglasses on and was taking some pretty funky classes?

    What else?

    No...I usally tell them to buzz off. But this one was dressed nice and was...civil? D:
     
  13. SplitOverload Chaser

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    Lol, you're such a helpful person.

    Btw; sushi is the shiit ;d
     
  14. Legion Twilight Town Denizen

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    doesn't sound very bitchy to me then.
     
  15. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Replace baby diapers with crack and you have your answer.
     
  16. NarutoSuperKubii Chaser

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    Go on....................
     
  17. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Your level of asshole would never let you survive in new york city.
     
  18. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    DD:

    What should I have done better?

    Dammit, the guy wasn't even drunk or buzzed or even twitchy due to anything...I think he was telling the truth. People have thier bad days.
     
  19. NarutoSuperKubii Chaser

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    And people say they have bad days so they can go buy cigars and beer and come in khv drunk or high.
     
  20. The Fuk? Dead

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    Quoted for truth.
    Fixed for second reference.