Movies

I recorded a few movies over the weekend that I found interesting. I actually watched them, sort of, but I was paying more attention to the walkthrough I was recording at the time, so I recorded them so I could watch them later.

I already watched one: John Tucker Must Die. The others I have recorded are Superbad and Vampires Suck.

 

i love superbad

 

I'll admit, a younger me rewatched John Tucker Must Die just for the two girls kissing.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHY I LIKED IT YET OK PUBERTY'S WEIRD

 

I've never been a big fan of Superbad. It's not a bad film, it just never clicked with me.

Delete Vampires Suck.

 

Let me guess: it's bad.

 

It's by the same two guys who did Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, and The Starving Games.

Their track record speaks for itself.

 

I've never seen those.

 

They're basically the worst kind of movies around.

 

I'm going to save you a lot of time and say that it's a terrible parody film. Essentially, they're making fun of the Twilight Franchise. Likely other vampire movies but Twilight is the main one. It's base humor at its most base level.

In short, don't bother and delete it.

 

The thing is though, they do make fun of Twilight, but that's more like the outline. I don't even think they reference any other vampire movie and make random pop culture jokes. Like, one joke is one girl going "is that the guys from Jersey Shore?" and then go and show look alikes from the show. Where's the joke.

Although, I think it was summed up best by Korey Coleman:

"Yes, we all know that a lot of movies put aside the more artistic aspects of film making to solely make a profit; we're not naive. But, the films that these two directors make are so blatant at being nothing more than a juvenile finger pointing at an image or mention of a popular trend that, to me, they seem exploitive of a young culture raised to have an ever-decreasing attention span, thanks to the internet and channel surfing and, this may sound a little crazy, but, I think it shows a slight de-evolution in what people will accept as entertainment."

 

you guys tellin' amaury not to watch a movie because its bad and completely disregard the fact that he watches and enjoys new episodes of spongebob and tom & jerry.. i mean...he might like it y'know?​

 

Somewhat appropriate it's making fun of Twilight, no?

 

The sad thing is that Twilight and New Moon are better movies than this.

 

apples and oranges
I think once you reach a certain level of bad you're just splitting hairs by saying which is better.

 

I didn't like it, but it seems like the kind of thing that you'd really love.

 

Superbad was a fun film, I've never watched Vampires suck but I would watch it just to see to decide for myself how bad it is but it seems unlikely that I would like it xD

 

The Twilight series, abysmal as it is, actually tries telling a story. It fails horribly, but it tries.

 

Dat sexual humor!

 

Such phallus, WOW! XD

 

Just finished Vampires Suck; it was hilarious, especially the part where Edward promised he'd never let anything hurt Becca and then she got hit with the satellite dish, then the satellite dish fell on her, and then a bunch of things just came falling down on her.