mother fu*kin zombies

hello everybody i have a question for you what would you do if zombies were real ?

 

Real to what extent, and which type of zombie? There are multiple versions of Zombie, and 'real' can vary in meaning. Are you questioning how we'd react in a zombie apocalypse?

 

real as in real as you and me and yes

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7e10zsR-JM#t=0m31s

 

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Okay, now what kind of zombies are they? Are they the undead ones that move really slow or are they the "Infected" which are technically living (i.e. Left 4 Dead, 28 Days Later, Zombieland, etc.).

 

I would have a list of rules like Colombus in Zombieland, but I' d have even more of them cause I played an insane number of Survival Horror games.

Those from the movie that I' d keep :

-The double tap
-The seat belt
-Always know your exit
-Always check the back seat
-Enjoy the little things

I' m a smoker so the cardio rule is out, but I' m smart so it doesn' t matter. Cigarettes would be my Twinky obsession. I' d very much enjoy to drop and say hi to Bill Murray, but I never learned to pilot planes so that' s out. Holland and its coffee shops would probably be my first destination (cause I like coffee of course). As for my personal set of rules :

-Bust the head of any cop zombie I happen to meet in the hope that he has a gun or ammo, people don' t have guns in France.
-Always keep a solid iron pipe, I learned how to play tennis.
-Always keep my back to the walls, beware of windows. I don' t have eyes in my back.
-If I' m targeted by a whole crowd, search for the nearest corner or climb the nearest tree. Now come and get it ! Thank god zombies are morons, I wouldn' t stand a chance against real people. Did I mention I learned karate ?
-Try to find a boat. I doubt any zombie could find me in the middle of the sea if I' m far enough from the coast.
-Take a s*itload of food and books wherever I can and use a car to bring all of that to the boat. Now I can relax for several weeks.

That' s all that comes to mind right now, but I would probably add some more rules over time.

 

infected .

yes thats what im talking about fu*k yeah

 

Infected aren't real zombies. They're just people with a plague. It doesn't count.

Real zombies are resurrected dead.

 

Monopolise the supply of Zombrex.

 

Bad news, they run. Good news, you don't need a headshot to kill them.

Well it's somewhat more scientifically plausible - at least broadly speaking - that a plague turning infected people into crazed, flesh-rotten cannibals could exist in reality than that the dead could rise. That's why they are technically living zombies. Sad as it maybe.

 

it makes more sense thereforre they are technically zombies

well I think that people who wash clothes on a daily basis makes more sense but they're not technically zombie.

 

Zombies are supposed to be the living-dead. Bodies brought back to life. I don't have anything against infected, but I don't think they deserve the label of 'zombie'.

 

It depends. Real as in, they've spawned out of no where to attack us? Or real as in they've always been real, and therefore we're kinda taught how to deal with them from birth? In the case of the first, I can't say that I know. Things aren't really as convenient as people try to make them seem, it would be harder than hack and slash and shoot their brains out. If a zombie apocalypse hit, we'd have to learn real fast to tap into that adrenaline-produced, primal instinct that the average person rarely feels. And, you know, not everyone knows how to shoot a gun, has enough stamina to travel to a safe distance, or has enough strength to actually effectively defend themselves with a blunt weapon or the intelligence to improvise in a situation of mass chaos. Most of us would go into shock, get lucky, BE a zombie (especially in terms of infection), or die. Movies, science-fiction and video games aren't great examples of the reality behind something like this happening.

 

I jsut had a thought.

Are Immortals zombies, since technically they die, then rise again ._.

 

If you're referring to a Zombie apocalypse situation then I would grab the frying pan >:3 My deadly weapon.

 

I'd run or hide behind somebody who could kick zombie butt ::L:

 

Oooh, pick me :3

 

I'd stay home. That's the manliest thing that I could ever do.

 

Okay! :=D: As long as that frying pan of yours can whoop zombie butt