Most awkward moment??

mine was when i streaked across an entire swimming pool when i left my clothes on the chairs (it wasn't on purpose!!!!). wat's yours?

 

I'm not sure people's most awkward moments are comfortable letting everyone read them. < . < Cause I'm certainly not gonna, but all I can think of is me and my friends were watching a movie, then 3 of them left (at the same time to go to the bathroom), and I was alone with just 1 friend....if I was able to say more I would have, but people would probably laugh at me...so, I'm just gonna leave it at that....

 

not sure but being alone with your friend was the awkward moment?

 

Me and my ex-girlfriend were dancing in our underwear, and I kinda fell out of my boxers, if you know what I mean.

It was really bad, the day haunts me. But she was like, "Dont worry about it" and I said "Your not supposed to see that until we've been going out for 3 months!"

Laugh at me, I dont care.

 

When I shat my pants during church when I was little.

 

Wow, that woulda sucked, I think mine was worse though.

 

It was today, actually.

We were at marching band practice, and me and my friends were talking about Harry Potter and such. Right when everything got super quiet, I like, screamed at my friend (She called Harry gay)

"Damn it, HARRY WAS IN MY BED WITH MEH LAST NIGHT!!! HE'S QUITE MAGICAL INDEED! >:O" Everyone started staring at me and backed away. XD

It was A W K W A R D.

 

Wow, that musta felt pretty weird, people all staring, I woulda fainted.

Now, you must tell me, how long is it? How long iss what, you ask? His Mr. Wiggly.
(Rhetorical Question, You don't have to answer, I'm just being uber gross.)

Edit: Lol @ the post after me. Didnt think you'd answer.

 

Pretty long. 7 1/2-8 inches.

That was pretty awkward there too....

Lol, I can smell the neg reps a comin'. XD

 

laughing at loud, that was pretty interesting, lol, dancing in underwear in the first place was weird.


also, one time i went to the movies and the cashier said "enjoy your movie" and i said "you too" and then she looked at me like i was REALLY stupid, lol

 

I actually had to think it out.

Eventually used the 'Shoe Size x 2 / 2' theory. V_V

@_@

 

When I was an altar girl and nearly dropped the cross.

... it was heavy! Dx

 

Shoe Size

Multiplied by 2?

Divided by 2?

You get the same number as you started with.

See.

My shoe size is 9 (No kidding)

Multiplied by 2 = 18

Divided by 2 = 9

Wait a second, did I just give out what I think I gave out?

 

Probably.

Harry's ESTIMATED shoe size- maybe 11. (I don't freakin' know. It's the usual shoe size for men, right? Right.)

Multiply by 2- 22

Divide by 2- 11

Estimated size- 11 inches *dear freakin' god*

I don't think I did that right. But you're right.

 

Let's see awkward...

When my dad walked in on me in the bathtub thinking I was my Mother.

I since lock the doors when he's home to prevent a repeat.

 

Ill do the most recent one.

I was talking to my friend on email, and she was telling me that this guy like me, and I was like "No way, he tottaly like *insertname here*! Shes so much prettier!"

My Other friend: "She is not! What makes her pretty, her boobs?" And then she went on and on about that.

I didnt know it, but my twin brother was looking over my shoulder the whole entire time. 0.0

 

When I shouted the name of my crush loudly in the quandrangle of my school.

I also slapped my cousin in front of public in a shopping mall!

When I mistook my brother for De Jun.The smallest boy in class.O.o

 

There's also another little band camp embarassment...

Everyone was getting ready to leave, and I just happened to think that my friend's dog was his brother. XD

"Look! Awww, is that your dog?!?!"

"...No, that's my brother."

O_O

 

.....
tee hee.

mine is......

i was at someone's first communion, and a kid had to light a candly thing with another candle. she was little, so i helped her. and she moved it...... and my pants leg was set on fire.

 

I lol'd quite hard. XD