Most Amazing Girl Ive Ever Met

There is this girl... named Christine. She has the most beautiful voice I have ever heard of, I adore her... I have this stuffed model of her and stuff. But I think she likes another guy. What do I do? I think I should kill the guy or something.

 

Hmmm killing the guy might be tricky. Since you have a Voodo doll of her you can make her kill him for you. Then cast a memory charm on her, so that she will forget that she murdered him. All you need to do now is cast a love charm, if you want.
E}:-)

 

Kill him, steal his identity, date her as him and look like an *******, then date her as yourself.

 

Send your army of 300 Spartans after that pansy ass, then lure the girl into your underground lake hideout.
I would suggest using a mirror to cover up the secret entrance.

 

This sounds like a summary of a bad movie made in the summer.

 

****ing go for it, I love it.

 

I would, but I'm not Gerard Butler, I'm Micheal Crawford obviously.
But honestly I really wish the Persian was in the 04 version, Do you know how hilarious that would of been? :'D

It sounds like The Santa Clause.

 

How about a map puzzle that turns into a mirror when complete? I hear you can hide entire castles and laboratories behind those.