Misty is an alien.

I'm certain of it.
Last night, i had a dream. Aliens invaded the earth, one of them looked exactly like Misty.
Plus, it's not that she doesn't age, her species just has really long life spans so it looks like she doesn't by comparison.

 

So she's an Asari...?

 

Misty's alien technology created us all. That is why we are drawn to this forum and cannot leave. We are mere puppets for the greater purpose.

 

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I think it's more likely Misty created the aliens to act as a god-figure. Her thirst for power is unquenchable, the internet is not enough.

 

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Casari

i'm not sorry

 

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The wonky eyes were always my favourite features of Liara, lovely

 

I always knew there wasn't any intelligent life out there this proves it!
(Totally worth it no matter how much I am tortured for it)

 

Cas is "sari," though.

Hehe, puns.