Mine and chris' EPIC pokemanz battle

*GO PENIS
**Mortualia || on GunZ sent out PENIS! 412HP, 193ATK, 132DEF, 115SPC, 102SPE, ELECTRIC type.
*for srs
Wifey says (18:11):
*GO VAGINA
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:11):
**Wifey sent out VAGINA! 477HP, 155ATK, 200DEF, 185SPC, 123SPE, ELECTRIC type.
**VAGINA is first.
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:12):
*D:
Wifey says (18:12):
*ATTACK
*hao? D=
*attack with squirt
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:12):
*USE [ATTCK
**It is not your turn.
*example
*use ******
**It is not your turn.
*attacks with ******
Wifey says (18:12):
*use vagina
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:12):
**It wasn't very effective...
VAGINA's VAGINA did 14 damage!
PENIS: 398/412 HP
*RETURN
**Mortualia || on GunZ called back PENIS.
*GO OLD GRANNYU
**Mortualia || on GunZ sent out OLD GRANNYU! 457HP, 194ATK, 173DEF, 103SPC, 193SPE, NORMAL type.
Wifey says (18:12):
*RETURN
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:12):
**Wifey called back VAGINA.
Wifey says (18:13):
*Go Penis
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13):
**Wifey sent out PENIS! 425HP, 190ATK, 108DEF, 192SPC, 164SPE, ELECTRIC type.
Wifey says (18:13):
*use penis
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13):
**It is not your turn.
*use apple fling
**OLD GRANNYU's APPLE FLING did 19 damage!
PENIS: 406/425 HP
Wifey says (18:13):
*use ***
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13):
**PENIS's *** did 35 damage!
OLD GRANNYU: 422/457 HP
*lol'd
*HEAL
**OLD GRANNYU restored 31 health!
OLD GRANNYU: 453/457 HP
Wifey says (18:13):
*use more ***
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13):
**PENIS's MORE *** did 134 damage!
OLD GRANNYU: 319/457 HP
*O_O
Wifey says (18:13):
*xDDD
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:13):
*USE FINISHER
**OLD GRANNYU's FINISHER did 154 damage!
PENIS: 252/425 HP
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14):
*yes
Wifey says (18:14):
*Use white wind
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14):
**PENIS's WHITE WIND did 171 damage!
OLD GRANNYU: 148/457 HP
*USE BANHAMMER
**OLD GRANNYU's BANHAMMER did 93 damage!
PENIS: 159/425 HP
Wifey says (18:14):
*crap, that was supposed to heal <.>
*use lock
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14):
**PENIS's LOCK did 53 damage!
OLD GRANNYU: 95/457 HP
*HEAL
**OLD GRANNYU restored 23 health!
OLD GRANNYU: 118/457 HP
Wifey says (18:14):
*HEAL
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14):
**PENIS restored 41 health!
PENIS: 200/425 HP
*USE KILL
**OLD GRANNYU's KILL did 156 damage!
PENIS: 44/425 HP
Wifey says (18:14):
*USE PENETRATION
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:14):
**OLD GRANNYU dodged PENIS's PENETRATION!
Wifey says (18:15):
*fu
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:15):
*USE HAHA NO BUTT
**OLD GRANNYU's HAHA NO BUTT did 112 damage!
PENIS: 0/425 HP
**Congratulations, Mortualia || on GunZ! You have defeated Wifey!

 

Post the one where I won also =D

 

Wifey says (18:15):
*damn
*Go Bard
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:15):
**Wifey sent out BARD! 418HP, 149ATK, 197DEF, 138SPC, 184SPE, DRAGON type.
*GO DeathSpank
**Mortualia || on GunZ sent out DEATHSPANK! 457HP, 199ATK, 178DEF, 186SPC, 116SPE, FLYING type.
**BARD is first.
Wifey says (18:15):
*USE SPANK OF DEATH
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:15):
**BARD's SPANK OF DEATH did 10 damage!
DEATHSPANK: 447/457 HP
*USE SPOONY BARD
**DEATHSPANK's SPOONY BARD did 46 damage!
BARD: 372/418 HP
Wifey says (18:16):
*USE SPOONY BARD
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:16):
**BARD's SPOONY BARD did 62 damage!
DEATHSPANK: 385/457 HP
*USE SPANK OF DEATH
**DEATHSPANK's SPANK OF DEATH did 51 damage!
BARD: 321/418 HP
*wait what?
Wifey says (18:16):
*wat wat o:
*USE FLAPPERJACK
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:16):
**Critical hit!
BARD's FLAPPERJACK did 65 damage!
DEATHSPANK: 320/457 HP
*USE CHINA FAN
**DEATHSPANK's CHINA FAN did 29 damage!
BARD: 292/418 HP
*d:
*D:
Wifey says (18:16):
*USE MY SPACE LUMBERJACK
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:16):
**BARD's MY SPACE LUMBERJACK did 59 damage!
DEATHSPANK: 261/457 HP
*RETURN
**Mortualia || on GunZ called back DEATHSPANK.
*GO LUGIA
**Mortualia || on GunZ sent out LUGIA! 455HP, 197ATK, 121DEF, 177SPC, 190SPE, PSYCHIC/FLYING type.
Wifey says (18:17):
*RETURN
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:17):
**Wifey called back BARD.
Wifey says (18:17):
*GO PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:17):
**Wifey sent out PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST! 494HP, 111ATK, 151DEF, 124SPC, 194SPE, DRAGON type.
*****
***** DRAGON
*USE SOLAR BEAM
**LUGIA's SOLAR BEAM did 94 damage!
PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST: 400/494 HP
Wifey says (18:17):
*USE WHATEVER HIS BEST ATTACK IS
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:17):
**PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST's WHATEVER HIS BEST ATTACK IS did 69 damage!
LUGIA: 386/455 HP
*whatever his best attack ios XD
*USES WEAK HIT
**PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST dodged LUGIA's WEAK HIT!
Wifey says (18:17):
*USE YOUR ATTACKS SUCKS ****ING PROTAG
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:17):
**PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST's YOUR ATTACKS SUCKS ****ING PROTAG did 27 damage!
LUGIA: 359/455 HP
Wifey says (18:18):
*=|
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18):
*USE UNFRIENDLY GRANNY
**LUGIA's UNFRIENDLY GRANNY did 137 damage!
PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST: 263/494 HP
Wifey says (18:18):
*USE RWC
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18):
**PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST's RWC did 29 damage!
LUGIA: 330/455 HP
*USE RAZOR PIE
**LUGIA's RAZOR PIE did 86 damage!
PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST: 177/494 HP
Wifey says (18:18):
*RETURN
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18):
**Wifey called back PERSONA 4 PROTAGANIST.
Wifey says (18:18):
*GO CHARMANDER
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18):
**Wifey sent out CHARMANDER! 446HP, 192ATK, 109DEF, 172SPC, 176SPE, FIRE type.
*RETURN
**Mortualia || on GunZ called back LUGIA.
*GO BLASTOISE
**Mortualia || on GunZ sent out BLASTOISE! 478HP, 126ATK, 164DEF, 176SPC, 188SPE, WATER type.
Wifey says (18:18):
*USE FIRE YO
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:18):
**It wasn't very effective...
CHARMANDER's FIRE YO did 40 damage!
BLASTOISE: 438/478 HP
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19):
*USE WATER CANON
**It's very effective!
BLASTOISE's WATER CANON did 145 damage!
CHARMANDER: 301/446 HP
Wifey says (18:19):
*RETURN
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19):
**Wifey called back CHARMANDER.
Wifey says (18:19):
*GO PICHACHU
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19):
**Wifey sent out PICHACHU! 477HP, 134ATK, 174DEF, 183SPC, 191SPE, NORMAL type.
Wifey says (18:19):
*crap
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19):
*wat
*GO GYRADOS
**You have already sent forth BLASTOISE.
Wifey says (18:19):
*I spelled wrong D=
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19):
*RETURN
**Mortualia || on GunZ called back BLASTOISE.
*GO MEWTWO
**Mortualia || on GunZ sent out MEWTWO! 485HP, 109ATK, 159DEF, 151SPC, 177SPE, PSYCHIC type.
Wifey says (18:19):
*USE THUNDERBOLT
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:19):
**PICHACHU's THUNDERBOLT did 63 damage!
MEWTWO: 422/485 HP
*USE
**Critical hit!
MEWTWO's attack did 174 damage!
PICHACHU: 303/477 HP
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20):
*PSYCHIC PIMP SLAP
*USE PSYCHIUC PIMP SLAP
**It is not your turn.
*DO IT
Wifey says (18:20):
*USE CHRISTHOR'S COCK
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20):
**PICHACHU's CHRISTHOR'S COCK did 47 damage!
MEWTWO: 375/485 HP
*USE RISKS COCK
**MEWTWO's RISKS COCK did 29 damage!
PICHACHU: 274/477 HP
*this is goin on KHV
Wifey says (18:20):
*my dick > yours
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20):
*;_;
Wifey says (18:20):
*USE KHV
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20):
**Critical hit!
PICHACHU's KHV did 146 damage!
MEWTWO: 229/485 HP
*MINE WAS FLACCID
Wifey says (18:20):
*xDD
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20):
*USE 2007 KHV
**MEWTWO's 2007 KHV did 41 damage!
PICHACHU: 233/477 HP
*what????
*WHAT?!?!?!1
Wifey says (18:20):
*USE 2006 KHV
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:20):
**PICHACHU's 2006 KHV did 59 damage!
MEWTWO: 170/485 HP
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21):
*USE 2012 KHV
**MEWTWO's 2012 KHV did 8 damage!
PICHACHU: 225/477 HP
*lol
Wifey says (18:21):
*xDD
*USE BORIS THE BLADE
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21):
**PICHACHU's BORIS THE BLADE did 25 damage!
MEWTWO: 145/485 HP
*USE SARA
**MEWTWO's SARA did 43 damage!
PICHACHU: 182/477 HP
Wifey says (18:21):
*COUNTER WITH CIN
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21):
*xD
Wifey says (18:21):
*****
*USE CIN
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21):
**PICHACHU's CIN did 45 damage!
MEWTWO: 100/485 HP
*USE TALLIAN
**MEWTWO's TALLIAN did 30 damage!
PICHACHU: 152/477 HP
Wifey says (18:21):
*USE WHAT?
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:21):
**PICHACHU's WHAT? did 73 damage!
MEWTWO: 27/485 HP
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22):
*use cTr
**MEWTWO's CTR did 26 damage!
PICHACHU: 126/477 HP
Wifey says (18:22):
*USE DEATH
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22):
**PICHACHU's DEATH did 8 damage!
MEWTWO: 19/485 HP
*RETURN
**Mortualia || on GunZ called back MEWTWO.
Wifey says (18:22):
*fu
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22):
*GO NEWTWO
**Mortualia || on GunZ sent out NEWTWO! 412HP, 146ATK, 159DEF, 114SPC, 170SPE, NORMAL type.
*wat
Wifey says (18:22):
*xD
*RETURN
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22):
**Wifey called back PICHACHU.
Wifey says (18:22):
*GO RAMSAY
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22):
**Wifey sent out RAMSAY! 491HP, 138ATK, 176DEF, 136SPC, 169SPE, GRASS type.
*RETURN
**Mortualia || on GunZ called back NEWTWO.
*GO CHARIZARD
**Mortualia || on GunZ sent out CHARIZARD! 469HP, 131ATK, 108DEF, 185SPC, 110SPE, FIRE/FLYING type.
Wifey says (18:22):
*RETURN
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:22):
**Wifey called back RAMSAY.
Wifey says (18:23):
*USE YO
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23):
**You have no mon.
*WAT
Wifey says (18:23):
*wat
*USE WAT?
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23):
**You have no mon.
*YOU NEED TO SEND ONE OUT
Wifey says (18:23):
*oh xD
*GO YO
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23):
**Wifey sent out YO! 428HP, 164ATK, 157DEF, 107SPC, 133SPE, ELECTRIC type.
*
* ٭ۣۜ*Dαvid has been added to the conversation.
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Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23):
*USE FLAMETHROWER
**It wasn't very effective...
CHARIZARD's FLAMETHROWER did 11 damage!
YO: 417/428 HP
Wifey says (18:23):
*USE THUNDERBOLT
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23):
**It's very effective!
YO's THUNDERBOLT did 334 damage!
CHARIZARD: 135/469 HP
*return
**Mortualia || on GunZ called back CHARIZARD.
Wifey says (18:23):
*O.O
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:23):
*GO LUGIA
**Mortualia || on GunZ sent out LUGIA! 483HP, 136ATK, 102DEF, 114SPC, 101SPE, PSYCHIC/FLYING type.
Wifey says (18:24):
*USE THUNDERBOLT
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24):
**It's very effective!
YO's THUNDERBOLT did 147 damage!
LUGIA: 336/483 HP
٭ۣۜ*Dαvid says (18:24):
*wat is this
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24):
*use teleport
**It wasn't very effective...
LUGIA's TELEPORT did 22 damage!
YO: 395/428 HP
*pokemanz
Wifey says (18:24):
*USE MOUSE
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24):
**It's very effective!
YO's MOUSE did 37 damage!
LUGIA: 299/483 HP
*USE DAVDAV
**It wasn't very effective...
LUGIA's DAVDAV did 39 damage!
YO: 356/428 HP
Wifey says (18:24):
*USE PENOR
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24):
**It's very effective!
YO's PENOR did 165 damage!
LUGIA: 134/483 HP
٭ۣۜ*Dαvid says (18:24):
*lmao
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24):
*USE VAGINA
**It wasn't very effective...
LUGIA's VAGINA did 55 damage!
YO: 301/428 HP
Wifey says (18:24):
*USE SQUIRT
Mortualia || on GunZ says (18:24):
**It's very effective!
YO's SQUIRT did 214 damage!
LUGIA: 0/483 HP
**Congratulations, Wifey! You have defeated Mortualia || on GunZ!
*NOES



such a long one xDDD