Mindlessly hatching slowpoke eggs. Someone effing talk to me.

Read the title, Jesus Christ.

Hi.

 

Hi, Advent! Guess who! :D

 

...why Slowpoke? Is Slowking even decent? Cause I honestly have never seen someone use one.

 

Aumary! I totally didn't cheat by looking at your profile! Wassup, man?

Also, this is an open invitation for battles in X/Y. Any takers?[DOUBLEPOST=1396755304][/DOUBLEPOST]

Slowking is okay, but slowbro is ****ing awesome. That's what I want. Regenerator + assault vest = rage.

 

Of all the Pokémon... Slowpoke? Really?

 

You better keep those Slowpoke eggs away from my Shellder farm, punk

 

Cheater! Also, Amaury* D:

Not much! :D

 

Would like to but the only competitive-tier Pokemon I currently have is banned (Gengar), everyone else has bad natures.

That and I haven't finished the maingame yet. Really not been in the mood to pick up my 3DS. <_<

Anyways, I wish you luck with your task of getting the best possible Slowpoke, I would never have the patience to IV raise.

 

Regular Gengar isn't banned, just mega. But hey, message me if and when you wanna have a battle. I kinda go hard and IV breed to the max. My team is all at least 5 perfect IVs.

Dude, assault vest regenerator Slowbro will **** your day up. Battle at some point?[DOUBLEPOST=1396755725][/DOUBLEPOST]

Fuuuushion-ha?

****. Sorry, I've had a shot or seven and my spelling isn't one-hundred percent perfect. I swear I know how to spell it. How's life been, bro?!

 

Can't say I have used one of the Slowpoke line but they are rather cute. :3

 

Fuckin' figures you'd only come back while hatching Slowpokes

 

Don't become an alcoholic!

Life's going well. You?

 

They're so dopey I love them. <3[DOUBLEPOST=1396756054][/DOUBLEPOST]

HEY. NOT COOL. But we tight, so that's okay. Dude, how have you been?

 

HOLY CRAP I MISS U

 

Pretty sick actually. In the 80's good way. I'm on medicine and EXPLODING WITH ENERGY.

 

Drinking is only bad when you aren't hatching slowpokes.

 

Oh okay, that makes it easier (And more sense)

Alright, I have like... 6 Badges (I think, I got to Dendemille Town), so it shouldn't take less than a week for me to finish the game if I start tommorow. I'll message you if I finish it by then or before.

I warn you though, expect scrub-tacular tactics, I haven't played competitive Pokemon in God-knows-how-long and the last time I did I rode the Expert Belt Electivire wave of victory.

 

Ahah, it's hard when I'm stressing over med school stuff. I'll try my best for you though! <3

I'm glad to hear it! Life's fine. I'm back with my last girlfriend and am really happy on that front, but I'm on the wait list for one of my highest choice medical schools. So basically I've been sucking the admission staff's dicks for the past few weeks.[DOUBLEPOST=1396756351][/DOUBLEPOST]

You use Electivire? Massive respect, one of my best friends runs a beastly e-vire. I'll run some of my last-gen bros who only have 2-3 perfect IVs if you wish. They're perfectly fine otherwise. **** would be fun.

Your sig and avatar make me incredibly happy. Like, wow. Jimmy. </3

But yes, I agree. My roommate deserves a scolding then. He's drinking and watching TV with me. He doesn't even play Pokemon![DOUBLEPOST=1396756463][/DOUBLEPOST]

Mind me asking what medicine? Adderall? It's totally fine if that's too personal of a question, I'm socially ******ed at the moment.

FRIEND. TALK TO ME. IT'S BEEN TOO LONG </3 HOW ARE YOU?!

 

LOL

 

Yeah, I find him immensely fun, due to his insane movepool and incredibly cool design (Atleast in my opinion), and Motor Drive can be used for bait-and-switch. Sadly him alongside my other Gen IV competitive favorite (Dusknoir) are uncatchable in Gen VI and I have no ways of trading them (As in, I don't own Black/White or Black/White 2). I MIGHT find a way via Wonder Trade or a friend, but I see it unlikely.

Use whatever team you want to use. I'm just saying don't expect a massive challange from me or my team.