Mike

From what I've heard/seen/read around the forums (AKA the thread "Rissy") you have been working around the forums in a craze of love that has broken the hearts of many and generally darkened their outlook on life. You throw complete disregard to the emotions of your victims as you move from one announcing of love to the next one almost seamlessly, injuring them emotionally in the most horrid way imaginable, heartbreak. You have affected many members with this "blitzkrieg of love", and each one of them never walks away from the incident completely intact.





































































































































































I think I love you.

 

I think I foresee assrape.

 

It's inevitable.

 

I'll tape.

 

I'll sell it

 

I call seme

 

I'll make the video game.

 

It'll only encourage Jack Thompson's efforts.

 

May I barf?

 

Fire when ready.

 

Mike has a lot of girls xD
He's not a loser guys, don't make him seem like one.

 

...I feel rejected. D:

 

not yet.

The film is yet to obtain the rights for vomit.

please hold. ​

 

Don't fall for him!! He ends up giving you 6 children and then you end up becoming a single mother!!

...Though I could do with a copy of the assrape...​

 

Bidding starts for the limited special ultimate collector's editon: Director's cut!

 

Three cookies,
A staple,
a tin of maple syrup
and a jar of lite mayonaise. ​

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Dude.

I could REALLY use that staple.

 

I REALLY need a copy of that assrape!​

 

There is no videos. Creeps...

 

There is no videos YET.