Met an old friend recently.

What? · Jul 30, 2008

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We got together to play some Wii at his house. I wanted to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl, he wanted to play High School Musical. I wasn't havin' any. We roshambo'd for it. Obviously, i won. "You win, Kitty", he said tearfully. "Damn straight, George!"
George Bush really does have a super sweet tv in his office. We played for a while, me kickin' his toosh with Link as he went Olimar (heaven knows why). Then i heard the door creak open. Condoleezza Rice poked her head in. "Can i play?" she asked warily. "PLAY ON THIS, RICE!" i shouted, tossin' a spare Wii remote at her head. Luckily the remote wasn't too badly damaged. "Nice shot, Kitty" George praisefully said.
We played for a wee bit longer, but i could see he was gettin' tired of gettin' his tooshed kick'd in. So we stopped playin' n' decided to check out what the spy satellite was watchin'. Nothin' interestin'. Just Britney in her Britney pool with several dozen life size dolls.
Then George spoke to me. "Kitty, my time is almost up. I've made so many mistakes...most of which you told me was a bad idea...i wish i had listened to you all those times." "I know George...n' that is why it saddens me to do this." I snapped my fingers n' the secret service came bustin' through, pointin' guns, flamethrowers n' Intrinsa patches at him. "KITTY!?" he squeeled. "Send him to the North Pole. The Queen could do with some company after her dogs disappeared..." It was sad to see his pathetic attempt to break free of my superduperuberhawtsexy guards. "The next President will come to office next January! YOU'LL NEVER WIN!" I just laughed at him. "I've already won...Obama is me!" George soiled himself n' was shipped off to the North Pole. My last words to him was "all your bases are belong to us"

That's right. I own most of you. HAHAHAHAHA. :3
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Not me. I live up north. HAHAHAHAHA.

I never knew Obama was an anthropomorphic cat.

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