Meanwhile, in the /khv/ office....

Alright fellas
What's on the agenda for today?
Also it's casual Friday so come in something goofy if ya want.
Just don't do anything ******ed like last Friday.

 

Newbie bowling? I vote for newbie bowling.

 

Can I wear my chowder hat?

 

Weren't we supposed to set up things for those awards? I mean c'mon, spam-zone is pretty dead lately. We need to liven things up.

 

You're gonna have to address the higher ups about that. Bunch a lazy *******s if you ask me.
They don't even have the decency to come into the meeting room.

 

Not like we want them here anyway, all they do is tell us we contribute nothing to the company and threaten to fire us for trying to make the office more fun.

 

They should just lock this place down with us in it, it's our home.

 

sorry, boss. on vacation atm. be back tomorrow night

 

Alright, tell the wife I said hi.

 

Guys our electric bill is through the roof
I think we should close down and remove the wiring in the premium employee section, nobody uses it anyway.

 

We said higher ups, not high heel wearing.

 

I second this motion, it's a whole section of the office that's always got the power on with like one guy in there. It needs to go

QUICK ACT LIKE YOU'RE WORKING, ONE OF THE RED-SUITS IS HERE!

 

I brought donuts!
Oh im sorry did I come at the wrong time?

 

We need a public porn section. None of this "Staff only" shit.

 

but that would remove all incentive to apply for staff

 

We'd all be too busy in the porn section that you wouldn't need staff.

 

We need to have a Taco Tuesday. Bring in some cultural diversity to the place.

 

Tacos are shit. You're shit.