Me applying to be Kitty's babycakes~

I decided to post it now <_< Since SOME people can't wait.





So this is me trying to win kitty back x3




1. Why should you be my babycakes ?:

Well, recently I've been somewhat 'disowned'. I'm crying because of how stupid I am.

Because well, one day when I was playing Megaman on my gameboy, my mom came in crying.
And I didn't give a damn so I told her to **** off. She wouldn't go away so I threw my gameboy at her.
I was sent to military school 2 days later.

Moral of the story? Oreos are yummy.


2. What special qualities do you have that could offer me as my Babycakes?:
Until about eight I used to be pretty dumb with computers.
Then I found out you could get pr0n on them.
Four years I was adopted as Bill Gates' son and became the admin of the internet.


3. How should my Babycakes appear? (apperance):

Every mother's dream, a goth gaytard with spiky red hair, earings on every part of the body uncluding the ***** (yes you know what I mean) and likes to kick kittens for fun.




4. How should you act as my Babycakes?:
I act the way I god-damn please :/



5. What will you do as my Babycakes?:
DO? Those are for people who plan ahead. PLANNING AHEAD? WHAT'S THAT? SOUNDS STUPID.



6. Favourite word:
kekekekeke



7. The purpose of being my Babycakes:
To be the best babycakes there ever was.





So do I get the job? :D

 

Psh I still think I own you xD

 

I would have to agree. XD