Marluxia said what!?!?

I have a shirt that says that.

 

Marluxia: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Sora: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Marluxia: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Sora: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Marluxia: I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Sora: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Marluxia: I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

Sora: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Marluxia: Now that wasn't so hard was it?

Sora: WTF is wrong with you man?!?
*Gets Cursed*

 

Marluxia:My di*k is large.
Sora:Cool! Can i come over and play?

 

marluxia: You know i,m sexy. Admit it!
sora:NOOOOOO!*gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Your the father of my baby.
Sora: WTF?! *gets cursed*

Marluxia: Hey, would you like to come to my place for some toast?
Sora: I'ld love to
Marluia*evil smile*
*Sora gets cursed*

 

A few people are gettings sidetracked. Marluxia teleports next to sora and WHISPERS something SHORT into his ear. Sora then has a sorta shocked reaction and is cursed. Look for Marluxia fights on some random site to see. Soras reaction in most posts also seems to be WTF?? try and be original, it makes it funnier =)

Marluxia: Im trying to distract you for a second
Sora: Wha-*gets cursed*

 

Marly: I sleep in pink pajamas!!!
Sors: WTF?????????!!!!!!!
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: Do you like chocolate?
Sora:
*Gets Cursed*

 

Marluxia: I'm... GAY! >D
Sora: OMFG!!! x3 *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: I'm a little teapot!
Sora: !!!!

 

Marly: My Rose LOVES Riku!!!
Sora: WTF???!!
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: I have pink hair.
Sora: ZOMG! =O Oh wait, I already knew that. -_-'
*Get's cursed.*

 

Marluxia: I dyed Vexen's cloak PINK!!!
Sora: WHY???!!
*Get's Cursed*

 

I swaer, I was about to say that one... XD;

Anyways...

Marly: Does this robe make me look fat?
Sora: O.o; ?!

 

Marluxia: Wanta' get high?
Sora: Say no to drugs. *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: Luke, I am your father.
Sora: My name's luke? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Marluxia: I know your every thought.
Sora: My every thought?
Marluxia: Your every thought.
Sora: My every, every thought......Well you know I only do that on wensdays.
Marluxia: Huh?
Sora: You know before missions and stuff, it gets unconfretable down there.
Marluxia: What are you say-
Sora: And at that christmas party, I didn't mean to kiss that guy, I was drunk and he looked hot with his platum blond hair.
Marluxia: What?
Sora: And that box thing.....I only do that at night when i'm alone.
Marluxia: Box thing!? Ohhhhh.
Sora: Yeah. :( *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: I am one with Mufasa...
Sora: What the hell???!!!!
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: I have a bomb up my-
Sora: Not one more word!! *get's cursed*

 

Marluia: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
Sora: Why doesn't anyone care about Jimmy?