Marluxia said what!?!?

Marluxia: A train leaves it's station at one o' click pm. A second train leaves at 3:00 pm. Both of the trains are going 50mph. How long will it take for one train to crash into the other train if the conductor of one train falls asleep and a lawyer sues the railroad for bad service?
Sora: Uh.... I'm not good at math...
Marluxia: That's ok. I love you anway. :)
Sora: Ah!!!

 

Marly: What's the answer to 2+2?
Sora: Uhh...I..don't..know...
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal and I remember thinking, 'Wow, you're ridiculously good looking. Maybe you could do that for a career.
Sora: Do what?
Marluxia: Be professionally good looking.
Sora:............What? *get's curse*

 

Marluxia: Do you know the Muffin Man?
Sora: What the...?
*gets cursed by the evil muffin power*

 

Marly: They're comming to take us away!!!
Sora: What the-
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: I'm sorry Sora, but our love can never be.
Sora: Ah!! Where do you keep coming from!!??
*get's mega cursed**

 

Marly: I have a stuffed Moogle named Giles!!!
Sora: WTF????!!!
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Goffy: Keys unlock things?
Sora: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Marluxia: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Sora: So we're going after this key.
Marluxia: You're not making any sense at all.......Any more questions? *Sora get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: Somebody needs a hug!
Sora: WTF! *cursed*

 

Marluxia: Have you seen my hairbrush?
Sora: .... wtf...?

 

Marluxia: Im Micheal Jackson

Sora: ... *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Down on your marrow bones and pray!
Sora: Huh? *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: I'm no male or female.

Sora: The fu- *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Fine! The gloves are off, pal! Come on. Let me see a little wrath. Smite me, O mighty smiter! You're the one who should be fired! The only one around here not doing his job is you! Answer me!
Sora: Stop yelling at me. :( *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: I love you! You love me!
Sora: STFU!
Marluxia: Well, if that's how you're gonna be *Curses Sora*

 

Marluxia: Im your mama.

Sora: Le gasp. *cursed*

 

Marluxia: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up? We’re gonna have a problem here. Yall act like you never heard a white person before his rhymes are a bore punk kid tryin to be hard core(yo wuz up?)And Marshall Mathers is back worse than before makin us snore whining in the microphone. It’s the return of the oh wait no wait you’re a fool, you didn’t pay money for this cd,did you? And Dr. Dre did *man giggling* everything you idiot without Dre’s beatbeds your as good as dead The world’s had enough of Eminem. ChickyChicky. Even his girlfriend’s cheatin on him! Look at him walkin around. Living off dre acting so cool. But he’s really kinda weak though. Little Twit blast me on his new cd. Why?
Sora: Okay. *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: Dance Water! Dance!
Demyx: Hey! That's my catchphrase!
Sora: WTF! How'd Demyx get here?!?
*gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Gangsta' with pink hair here. My name is Marluxia, but in the hood i'm called Little Flower Gangsta'.
Sora: OMGWTFBBQKFC!!!! *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: I see your gangsta. Im pretty gangsta myself.

Sora: Oh f- *cursed*