Marluxia said what!?!?

Marluxia: Xemnas is your FATHER!!!
Sora: WTF??!!!
*Gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world. lifa as plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere...
Sora: HOMFGZ!!! *gets cursed.*

Marluxia: Hey there darlin, how's about I buy you a drink.
Sora: O_O *gets cursed.*

Marluxia: Roses are red, violets are blue. sugar is sweet and so are you.
Sora: Umm... thanks? *gets cursed.*

 

Marluxia: LEGGO MY EGGO!
Sora: Wha-- ?! *gets cursed*

 

Marly: I'm a pretty girl,aren't I?
Sora: Yeah!
*Get's cursed*

 

^^;; came up with new ones...

Marluxia: Take off your shirt.
Sora: Take off my wha? *cursed*

Marluxia: Victim says 'what?'
Sora: What? *gets cursed*

Marluxia: I have hott pictures of Riku...
Sora: YOU DO?! *cursed*

 

Marluxia: There is most definitely a hell. And you're all going to go there when you die. Which is in about 75 hits.
Sora: HOly s***! I'm really are going to die! *get's cursed*

 

Marly: I feel like a woman today!!
Sora: What???
*Get's cursed*

 

Okay let me try!

Marluxia: I'm getting married to Kairi tomorrow.
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cursed*

 

Marly: So delicious...
Sora: WTF?!?!?!?!?! O.o;

 

Marluxia: Does baby want some milk?
Sora: WTF?????!!!!!!!!!
*Get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: Hey Goffy, how you doin'? Sora, I see you got everything under control. I'm gonna go downstairs and....g**damn, what happened to Axel?
Sora: It was an accident.
Marluxia: That's okay. We'll just say he tried to catch a cab.
Sora: I cannot believe that I flew 10,000 miles for this s***! *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: (says really fast) Losers say what!
Sora: What?
*gets cursed*
Sora: Ah!

 

Marluxia: I don't think you ready for this jelly,
i don't think you ready for this jelly,
I don't think you ready for this,
Is my body to bootylicious for ya baby!
Sora: WTF!!!!
*Gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: I LIKE CEREAL!!
Sora: WTF?

 

Marly: I dye my hair with fruit juice!!!
Sora: WTF???!!
*Gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Wanna play with my scythe?
Sora: WTF?! *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Give me a taco before I explode!!!
Sora: WTF??!!!
*Get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: Get me to the Big Apple. Cause I'm going to rock that town like a hurriacne.
Sora: WTF? *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Sora: WTF!!!!
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Sora: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Marluxia: Huh? I-- I don't know that! *Marluxia get's cursed*

(I thought it was funny.)