Marluxia said what!?!?

(Aww...I had posted last, too! Oh well...I shall be ze last one to post in this thread!)

Marly: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Sora: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia whispers to Sora: and Bingo was his name oh!
Sora: *in shock*
*Get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG!!!
Sora: ALRIGHT!!!!
*gets cursed*

 

Marluxia:I'm not wearing anything under this cloak
Sora:*Gasps,Then gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out. You put your right foot in, now you try.
Sora: Put your right foot in, put right foot...aw crap! I can't do it!!
Marluxia: You put your...aw the heck with it (curses Sora)

 

Marluxia whispers to Sora: want to hear a secret?
Sora: sure...
Marluxia: well, it's my secret so you can't hear it!!!!! *curses Sora*

 

Marluxia: I'm not wearing any panties!
Sora: OH YEAH!!!
*curses Sora*

 

Marluxia: *calls from upstairs* "Mom! I can't find the realm of darkness!"
Xemnas: *calls back* "Did you check your closet?!"
Marluxia: "I am in my closet!"
Xemnas: "Did your brother take it?!"
Marluxia: *grossed out* "I don't know!"

*meanwhile, alone in the realm of darkness*

Sora: "... I am cold... and I am wet." *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Roxas loves choclate, Sora don't!
Sora: What? I like chocolate, fine, but...
Marluxia: SORA DON'T!!!
*curses Sora*

 

Marluxia: I'm actually not a nobody...
Sora: What!?
*gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Ladies and gentlemen...THE 5 ASSSED MONKEY!!!
Sora: *monkey screeches*
*curses Sora*

 

Marluxia: (in bad Scottish accent) they can take our hearts, but they cannot take our makeup!! Or our freedom!!!
Sora: (also in bad Scottish accent) I...I...I don't want my freedom.
Marluxia:...(curses Sora)

 

Sora: For...

Marluxia:

SPPPAAAARRRTTTTAAA!!!!!

*Sora gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: say the magic word and you'll live
Sora: ummm...pie?
Marluxia: engk!!! *curses Sora*

 

Marluxia: Quickly, take me to your hill-homes.
Sora: For the last time, I'm a keyblade wielder, not a hobbitt! (gets cursed)

 

Marluxia: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Sora: What did you say? *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia:A dumb*** says what?
Sora:What???
Marluxia: (speaks slower) A dumb*** says what?
Sora:.....What?
Marluxia:Thats what I thought.
*gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Hey Sora?
Sora: hmm?
Marluxia: i'm your mom, you're grounded *curses Sora*

 

Marluxia: So last Tuesday I-

*6 hours later*

Marluxia: And thats how I met your mother.
Sora: ...........................Wha? *get's cursed*

 

This is still here?! O_o I couldn't find it one day (Not that I looked XD)

Btw people, its a 2 line conversation I.E. Marluxia says something then sora reacts and is cursed K?