Marluxia said what!?!?

Marluxia: "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

Sora: *brain explodes*

 

Marly: When I was three years old...I killed my pet bunny...so I got a flower...
Sora: Awww....
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia:R U SHURE?

Sora:YAH AM SHURE

Marluxia:Internet!

Sora:LOL *gets cursed*


will..that was stupid -_-;

 

Marluxia: I'm gonna kill you!!
Sora: I ownd you once, Ill own you twice!!
Marluxia: True, but now I have roses!!
Sora: Yeah!?And I have....................... .......................dude.....roses?
* gets cursed*
Marluxia: Sorry, forgot about the curses...

 

Marly: PWNAGE!!!
*Sora Get's Cursed*

Meh, it could happen...

 

Marluxia: Boom! Head shot!
Sora: What!? *get's cursed*

 

Marly: This fight won't end untill the fat lady sings!!
Sora: That would be you, right?
*Get's Cursed For Rudeness*

 

Marluxia: Can't wait to get that oil all over your body.
Sora: Wait...What? Ew!
*Curses Sora*

 

^*shudders*

Marluxia: Bang and the dirt is gone!
Sora: WTF??

*Gets cursed* :D

 

Marly: I WANNA WATCH THE STUPID FILES!!!!!
Sora: STFU nOOb!!!!! It takes a month before he makes one, dope!!
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: Knock knock.
Sora: Whos there?
Marluxia: Burn in hell.
Sora: I hate you. *get's cursed*

 

I think I'll just make as many as I can here.

Marluxia: Taste the Rainbow
Sora:....Skittles?
*curse*

Marluxia: I'm the real father of Anna Nichole Smith's child
Sora: I thought that was me?
*curse*

Marluxia: Why won't you answer my calls?
Sora: Because I like Kairi
*curse*

 

Marluxia: my dad's bigger than your dad!

Sora: You don't have a dad!

*gets cursed* *Marly cries*

 

Marly: Soo....do you want to go out tonight?
Sora: Sorry, I'm enguaged to Kairi...in my mind, but I still am-
*Get's Cursed By Berserk Marly O.o;*

 

Marly: FEAR MY FLOWERY SCYTHE OF DOOM!!!
Sora: Dude, Kairi's Keyblade looks more intimidating than that thing.
Marly: :O *curses Sora*

 

Marluxia: I like to...

Sora: You like to...what?

Marluxia: I like to...MOVE IT MOVE IT! *breaks out in song and dance*

Sora: 0_o

XD

Marluxia: Knock knock

Sora: Who's there?

Marluxia: NO ONE! *runs away laughing like an idiot*

Sora: o_0

XD

 

Marluxia: Can you give me Kairi's number?
Sora: Hey! Back off dude she is MINE.
Marluxia: That's not what she told me...
*Kairi appears*
Kairi: who's the girl? Sora should I be jealous?
Sora: hehehehe
*gets cursed*

 

Marly: Any last words?
Sora: *Singing* Hit me with your best shot!!!
Marly: Fine freak!!
*Sora Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: We've returened to Celebrity Jeopardy. Sora, n-
Sora: We meet again, Trebek.
Marluxia: (who the heck is Trebek?) Name this object (about to pull something out of his robe)
Sora: It's a girly man with a bad wig.
Marluxia: No, Sora, I'm not the object. Name th-
Kairi: Oh for crying out loud!!
(curses Sora and Marluxia. Marluxia runs off crying)

 

Marluxia: Gimme all you cookies!
Sora: Heck Nu, Mah Damn Cookies
Marluxia: .......*Curses Sora*