Marluxia said what!?!?

Marluxia: omg like hi everyone!
Sora: WTF WHO THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING TO! *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: I'm not wearing my underwhere.
Sora: Thats wrong on so many levels. *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: Sora i am your cousins husbands daughters sisters nephew twice removed
Sora: And that means???
Marluxia: Absoutly nothing *Curses Sora*

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Marluxia: Sora, i can control yor mind!!
Sora: Noooo you cant control my mind you bas- *Gets cursed*

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Marluxia: Will you be my friend?
Sora: No...
Marluxia: Waa mommy hes not gonna be my friend!!! *Curses sora*

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Marluxia: *Knocks on soras door*
Sora: *Opens door*
Marluxia: *Curses sora and walks away*

 

Marluxia: I'm crazy.
Sora: You are?
Marluxia: No frickin' s*** lady, does it sound like i'm ordering a pizza!?
Sora: Uhh... *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: Sora... Larxene's your mother and Kairi's your sister.
Sora: F***k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets cursed for cursing and then a spanking from his mom*

 

Marluxia: Everybody get up and clap your hands.
Sora: NO! *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: 10% Luck, 20% Skill, 15% Concentrated Power of Will, 5% Pleasure, 50% Pain, 100% Reason to Remember the Name
Sora: You're not black!*Gets Cursed*

 

marluxia: what is better, milk, milk, milk, or milk?
sora: wtf *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Axel looks good in leather, y'know
Sora: WTF?!
-curse-

 

Marluxia:this game sucks you lil' b****

sora:NO! I'LL TELL NOMURA! (get cursed)

 

Marly: I am...SEPHIROTH!!!
Sora: Your...confused....
*Get's Cursed*

 

Marluxia: Life frickin sucks!
Sora: I completely agree!

*gets cursed* because Marly is in shock with him agreeing

 

I agree with that right now..*sigh*

Marly: My kitty's name is Flower!
Sora: I don't doubt that, Flower Power...
*Get's Cursed*

 

yep yep tell me about it!! stupid sucky life :(


Marluxia: I have sparklies on my underwear!

Sora: WTF? *TRAUMATISED*

*Gets Cursed*

 

Marly: My turtle got crushed by a truck when I was 7....
Sora: Aww....Poor Sythe-weilding gay man-woman....
*Get's Cursed*

Yeah....I have a really confusing problem. Hopefully it shall be fixed tonight...*sigh*

 

Marluxia: hakuna potato

Sora: WTF? Seriously!

*gets cursed*


Yeah I hope your problem does get solved! :D I don't think mine can be though :(

 

Marluxia: By the powers of Organization XIII combined, I am Captain Planet!!
Sora:......(and he wonders why people call for his 'special rubber truck')
Marluxia: SHUT UP!!! (curses Sora)

 

Marluxia: Are you finally dead old man?
Sora: I'm 15 years old.
Marluxia: And i'm the king of Spain.
Sora: What? *get's cursed*

 

Marly: What haoppens when you throw a brick at a window?
Sora: Uhh...it blows up?
*Get's Cursed For Stupidity*

Cath The Rain: I hope your problem get's fixed!!

 

Marluxia: you smell nice... what shampoo do you use?
Sora: Oh! thank you... i use- wait why are we talking about this?
*gets cursed because he wouldn't tell Marly the kind of shampoo he uses*