Marluxia said what!?!?

At the beginning of the fights against Marluxia in khfm+, Marluxia teleports next to Sora and whispers in his ear and then gives him the number curse thingy. But what does he say? Thats what I want you to make up ^_^

try and be as funny as possible.

Marluxia: Your flys undone
Sora: What?!?
Marluxia: *Curses Sora*

Edit: People STILL aren't getting it. it goes like this:

Marluxia: *Something funny*
Sora: *Funny reaction*

Two lines, a funny comment and a reaction from sora, Ok? It's ment to be from the organization XIII refight against him where he goes and whispers in sora's ear and then curses him ok?

 

Marluxia: Hey Sora, wanna hear me whisper in your ear?
Sora: WTF?! *Gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Riku's cheating on you with Cloud Strife!!!
Sora: WTF??!!!
*Get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: I'm really a woman.
Sora: WTF. *Get's cursed*

 

marluxia: yo mama
sora: WTF? *gets cursed*

lol that was the worst one yet.

 

Marluxia: I like grapes.
Sora: WTF?! *get's cursed*

 

marluxia: do you like waffles?
sora: huh?

 

Marluxia: I smoke crack.
Sora: WHAT!? *Get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: I am your father. Here's a present.
Sora: WTF?! *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: I have a new game, wanna play?
Sora: w...t....f......?*gets cursed*


Marluxia: My real name's George...
Sora: Of the jungle? *gets cursed*

Marluxia: PIE!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: MY EAR WTF!?*gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: Good god, my hair is cool!!!
Sora: W...T.....F? *get's cursed*

 

marluxia: ITS PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME!
sora:AAH I HATE THAT SONG! *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: WTF (Gets cursed)
Sora: Mishookies taste like my cat

 

Marluxia: You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f***ing beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian s***.
Sora: WTF?! *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia- I am your........mama
Sora:Wtf? *gets cursed*

 

Marluxia: It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
Sora: What? *get's cursed*

 

Marluxia: I want you inside me.....

Sora: WHAT THE F***?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *gets cursed*

 

Marly: Like oh my GAWD!!! Those shoes SOOOO don't match your eyes you silly goose!

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! What will my Mother say!?

Mother: Sora! Come down for dinner! Sora?

Sora: WTF!? (Gets cursed)

 

Marluxia: First off, let me just add another congratulations to Axel Backstabber... Pardon me. *******. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katharine Hepburn's mom. Tell me. Why did you throw the blue Heart of the Ocean jewel over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown while you were safe, floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big, fat a** off? Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death on a stupid boat with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory. Oh, well. No big deal. Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Ste's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk. Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the leader job? Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me? Eroding! Eroding! Eroding! I'm Marluxia Nolan for Organization XIII. Back to you, f***ers!

Sora: WTF!? *get's crused*

 

MArluxia: I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

Sora: WTF? *spontaneously combusts*