Man Charged with Child Pornography, Blames Cat

Wait. So he called the cops and said "My cat's looking up child pornography" and he was arrested? I figured he was under investigation or something

 

I thought that it was pretty logical...I thought that it was especially smart that he decided to put his foot down and call the cops on the cat. That kitty wasnt getting its 1001st download. Not on his watch.

 

Either human stupidity has risen, or he had ASSUMED it had.
Either way, I'm laughing my rear-end off.

"It is unclear if the cat was neutered." What does that have to do with anything?!​

 

Out of all the excuses he could use, from 'internet virus' to 'my friend must have done it' he picked the crappiest excuse in the world by blaming a four-legged feline with no fingers, typing in child pornagraphy?

He needs help, and not just because of the porn...

 

Hmm well, it is said that a monkey has a chance of 1 in the 183,800th power of 10 to write a perfect sentence of Shakespeare's Hamlet... So this guy must be a really lucky b*stard...

See for yourself... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem @_@

 

Lol, imagine if it really WAS the cat who did it xD

 

The thought that a cat is doing that, makes me wonder about my own cat and dog.
Well, this is kinda funny; but yet rediculous.

 

That is the most ridiculous story I've ever heard. How the hell is a cat going to go onto a child pornography site, find the pictures, and then download over 1000 of them?

Also, I lawled at the neutered part. :lolface:

 

They almost caught me for a moment there...Poor cat. lmao

 

http://liberalmediaelite.com/uploads/2008/03/2007-10-15-the-real-lolcat-attack.png
Suprised this wasn't used yet.

 

that guy was on crack

 

blame yur cat? well, I guess that it is something you could do, but I don't think it's exactly smart X3

 

I laughed so hard at this. Sometimes an excuse fabricated by desperation is better than nothing but this...

 

Here's my favorite part of the story. He said the cat did it when he left while the computer was downloading music. Since legitimate music download sites are not going to have anything close to a relation with child pornography he pretty much just confessed to another crime as his crappy defense for the first crime.

 

This guy is really stupid if he thinks he can blame his cat for that.

 

He was looking up a song called "Naked little kids" by "The Pedophiles" and the cat clicked on "Images" instead of "Audio"

 

This whole situation made me giggle, but then the whole Child Pornography thing made me feel kind of sick. D:< Stupid *******. He should go to jail, not for the Porn, but just for the fact that he blamed his CAT. What a moron. XD​

 

Poor kitty! WHY THE HELL would you blame pornography on a cat?!

 

Most cats don't masturbrate/hump if they don't have testicals.
If it was a smart cat it would need reason to look up images like that....
Anyway I highly doubt that the cat had that high of an IQ, or an appetite for*shot*

 

Shouldn't this be in SpamZone?

On a lighter side...
I wonder if that cat was pleased with what he saw. I wonder if that would actually work? "My cat did it."...hm...

Mine was when they questioned whether or not the cat was neutered.