Lying Contest

I know! I'm awesome, he should lie! Not tell the truth!

 

The contest ends June 28th yesterday

To the people who havent noticed the contest is over. I've tallied the lies and Ryota is the winner-not a lie

1st place-Ryota-winner
2nd-Petru-runner-up 1
3rd-Flynn-runner up 2

 

Awesome, do we get a prize :lolface:

 

I'll give you guys rep for a good job.

 

I'm Marluxia
I have a scythe
I hate Star Wars
I hate everyone on here
I despise Kingdom Hearts
I do not have an account
I hate Marluxia
I don't have Mozilla Firefox
I don't have MSN or AIM
I'm not listening to music
I hate Rock
I love Jazz
My name isn't Noah
I am not 15
I don't make youtube poops
I don't have any friends
I don't have Adobe Flash
I'm not alive.

 

Dude the contest is over.

 

So? I can post here if I want to.

 

The Graceful Assassin is cool.
I'm glad he joined.
I hope he never leaves.

EDIT: Just had to get this in, sorry XD

 

2nd Lying Contest Begins midnight Ends August 19 12pm afternoon.

You just gave me a great idea.
Another lying contest.
The contest ends August 19th 12 am midnight.

 

I'm Marluxia
I have a scythe
I hate Star Wars
I hate everyone on here
I despise Kingdom Hearts
I do not have an account
I hate Marluxia
I don't have Mozilla Firefox
I don't have MSN or AIM
I'm not listening to music
I hate Rock
I love Jazz
My name isn't Noah
I am not 15
I don't make youtube poops
I don't have any friends
I don't have Adobe Flash
I'm not alive.

 

I'm not 22
i'm not engaged
i'm not having my bachelor party at a KFC All you can eat buffet

I dont raise 3 teenagers
I'm dr. pepper
I'm not lawyer

Ruon isnt coming home tomorrow

I'm not a soldier formerly serving in Iraq

I'm ascared of my 14 year old adopted child/sister.

My parents didnt die when i got out of iraq 2 years ago.

I hate Barry Mannilow
I'm not a former atheist.

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
My fiance doesnt look like Emma Wattson.

The world isnt chaotic.
I'm at work

I hate Oprah as a way of life.

Dr. Phil is my dad
I'm not eating slim-jims

When i die i want a rose in my hands not a slim-jim.

Flynn and Asterisk arent the funniest members here.

I wanna go hunting with **** Cheney
Ruon has the best aim with a gun.

I'm the 50 year old man watching through your window

I have the POWER!!!!
I am he-man

Cyborg 009 isnt my most favorite show

We have Calypso

Rhopperguard I am your father. join me and we'll rule the galaxy as father and son

Anakin hasnt turned to the dark-side padme hes on new medication

Those younglings didnt owe Anakin money which didnt result in their deaths

♪I kissed a squirrel and i liked it♪

I AM THE BURGER KING!!!!

 

I don't play over 5 instruments.
I hate classic rock.
I love rap music.
I don't have a band.
My hair is not longer then my girlfriend's.
I don't do an awesome Christopher Walken impression.
I have been to McDonald's in the past year.
I don't play Prototype and Fallout 3 a lot.
I am not on this forum.
I have never told someone that they smelled like cheese.
I never heard a news story about a guy that ate his kid's eyes.
I never lied.

 

Wow. I won that last contest? xD; - Not a lie.

Yay, more lying! - Also not a lie~

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I am a Necromancer.

Hundreds of people across the United States live in constant fear that I shall visit their homes late at night and recruit them into my undead army. (Rawr! >D)

I did not kick that teacher in the shin.

I also didn't cut some girl's hair off with a pair of scissors in Kindergarten.

Yes, I was the son of satan as a child, thank you for asking~

A few twigs and some flower buds would definitely not occupy my amusement for about 30 minutes.

I have freckles. Lots and lots of freckles.

If you were a pimple on my face, you'd commit suicide from the sea of freckles sending you into insanity.

I have brown hair.

I have blond hair.

I have black hair.

I do not have red hair. Stop asking. D<

If you were to call me a ginger, there would be a 90% chance that you'd receive a boot to the head.

My opinion; Chickens > Bruce Lee.

It's a trap.

I have kidnapped the infamous Bubbles! Bwahahaha! >:3

This is not the last sentence of this post.

 

The creator of this thread isn't one of my brothers

I don't scare the living bajesus out of Petru sometimes.

I'm past my bedtime.
I don't have a new myspace.

 

I am overtly religious.

I do not collect velociraptor skulls.

^Because I don't believe in evolution.

I am a woman.

Most of my thoughts are nothing to do with sex.

I can sing, play the lead, bass, drums and all at the same time perfectly with various parts of my anatomy..

I am actually spdude's second account.

I am a natrual blue.

I have never drunk neat vodka.

I enjoy rap music.

I am best friends with Zakk Wylde.

I have nightly sexual fantasies involving Khimari, Myself and Maester Mika.

 

I constantly visit /b/.

I do in fact have shoes that don't have the colors black, silver, white, grey, or red on them.

^Those are not my favorite colors. Shush.

I am fat.

So fat that if you were to throw me onto a chocolate bar, it wouldn't mysteriously disappear.

I hate chocolate.

There is not some wierd white hand stone thingamabob on my entertainment center.

I believe that in 2012, a giant meteorite will fall from the sky, destroying the entirety of England.

My brother does not randomly make a joke about Jews at least 3 times a day.

I am jewish.

Optimus Prime died for your sins.

The pedobear is in your closet.

 

I'm not the real Ruon
I know this site very well
I know what Kingdom Hearts is about

I don't have a problem with periods and commas

 

I love rock.
I am the most popular kid in school.
I love lying.
I never liked chocolate.
I love rap.
I hate new age.
I live in America.
I CAN believe it's not butter.

 

I am dead
I am eating a candle
i hate larxene

 

we've made a new one so when Petru signs in tomorrow he can ask for this to be closed