Lying Contest

my post i put above is just the dolls
i'll get a picture of the 189 furry eevees, 34 pikachus, 5 husky sized entei dolls and the vulpix dolls
THEN-
every video game
every piece of male pokemon clothing i could find including
speedos.
My van is painted pokemon
shall i go on. telling the truth btw


hell i'll just send it to ripleys believe it or not.
I am the king of poke-maniacs. not lying


I dont have pink as my natural eye color

 

I am Japanese.

I do not like the color red.

I despise puppies.

I would not break a thousand pots with a giant hammer if I could get away with it with virtually no negative repercussions.

I do not collect pennies, nickels, and dimes. Or quarters.

In my mind, Chuck Norris is god.

I fear that a leprechaun will one day sneak into my room and steal my DS.

The cake is a lie.

I despise cake.

If you were to set up a punching bag that looks exactly like Pichu, I would not punch it.

I also wouldn't kick it, or hit it with a giant peppermint thingy.

I suggest sacrificing cockroaches to your god on a daily basis.

I have not scratched up 3 different copies of KH2 that I've perchased.

I am a hardcore Linkin Park fan.

I think flaming should be classified as a sport, and therefore shouldn't be against the rules.

If you were to put a puppy onto a football field with no one else around, I would not have the urge to kick it.

I like blueberries.

I like mushrooms.

I'm a drug dealer.

I flamed Michael Jackson after learning of his death.

I have an alternate account.

I am not a bastard child.

I have not changed schools approximately 15 times.

I have a legitimate reason in posting this post.

I do not think of myself as an Otaku.

I believe wholeheartedly that Naruto is absolutely the greatest anime in existence.

If you disagree with me, I would likely attempt to punch you in the nose.

I have a complex on hating hamsters.

 

I didnt push the button on myspace that clearly says in big bold letters Do not push

I didnt throw a party yesterday because michael died

I dont think my dolls are plotting against me

I dont drive a van that when you honk the horn charizard roars

I didnt fail pre-k

I think my dog has hit the sauce

I dont think my giant inflatable mewtwo reads my mail

my house might be haunted by Michael jackson

Im told im ugly and i dont hate the way i look

Larry the cable guy isnt my role-model

I didnt paint my toilet to look like poliwrath's stomach

My horny dog's name isnt brock

I never thought death till we part while reading the twilight series

I love all the admins

I dont have a crush on the homeless woman a block away

Im the strictest guardian you'll ever see

 

I'm not intending to go to college/university.
I haven't got my dad's side in the States, and I haven't visited them seven times.​

 

im not a psychic
im dating michael jackson's spirit

I have 17 cats

My name is Hugh Jazz

Im stranded on the same island as Robinson Crusoe

Pinnochio wants to eat my flesh so he can be a real boy

Spongebob and patrick are my bit@@es

I'm the creator of this site

Michael jackson's body is on my bed

Kobe Bryant isnt a rapists

Blagoveich is my ex

I'm stephen king's godfather

Steven king dropped my gas station one time and jack flipped him off that night he lost 200 lbs.


I am the Burger King of illinois

Ronald mcdonald is my ex

I didnt just fart in church

I didnt get banned from Brighton illinois' christian church for sleeping with the pastor's daughter

 

I'm lying.

 

Thats not an oxymoron Radio
example
ITS OPPOSITE DAY

 

My brother doesn't have a penis on his head.

 

I believe Petru.
I do not want pics of Petru's room.

 

I don't like Kingdom Hearts

 

The Gentlemen aren't secretly running KHV.
SPDude is a figment of our imaginations.
Kay enjoys putting up with our shit

 

I did not not enter a gay contest

I dated the president's daughter

Tranformers 2 is the best movie ever made!!

I did not eat pikachu

I killed every single pokemon in the world

I voted for McCain

I hate sephiroth with all my heart

Cloud can beat shirtless Sephiroth

I did not wonder what the creators of Dissidia were thinking when they put Shirtless Sephiroth in the game





Sephiroth for 2012 (NOT A LIE)

 

DUDE,You are supposed to tell lies!

Anyway,I fucked david hasselhof,shitted on simon cowell,he got me through to the X factor,I sang F*** YOU A**HOLES!!!So he put me off and i shagged his wife.

 

I'm not on a computer.

 

Lol, you know I can sing, and I am SO awesome :lolface:

I don't have a twin, who isn't called Connor
I don't really need to get an Xbox 360
I'm not getting an iPhone this year
I'm not posting on this thread right now
I am not about to do the lol face :lolface:

 

Heres mine,:
I do not have a little brother called Jake,Flyn Pnut is awesome,flyn Pnut is hot,I am not hot,I dont have a life,I aren't on a computer/laptop and i aint eating a bag of crisps!

 

Contest stops now

The deadline was june 28th yesterday so We need somebody to tally the lies.


Petru is sleeping right now so I'll end the contest while people arent on here

The lie coming doesnt count just so you know

I'm not Petru's brother-←is a lie but will not count

I've already got the pgs printing out so i know if you edited your lies.

 

This is a lying contest. Where you have to lie, silly boy!
>:

I have not written many stories, and one of them is not being edited by proffessionals at the moment.

 

...0.o I dislike you.

 

Love you too, sexy thing.

<3