Lolol

This random telemarketer called my dad and as I was running to give it to him, He started talking like some idiot... 'Twas funny 'cause he couldn't speak english.

 

A telemarketer called our house once... *thinks*

He asked for my dad. I told him my dad had passed away a week ago in this cute adorable sad voice :3

The guy asked for my mom. I told him she was out finishing the funeral prepartions xDDDD

Guy: ...uhhhh....Im sorry <> BYE!

My parents: *look at me from across the table* >________> Nice.

 

I'm sad, telemarketers never ask for my parents anymore. ): they think I own the house, lolol. I must have a deep elderly telephone voice. P:

 

LMFAO

I'm so going to do that next time :3

A long time ago I was at my friends house and her parents were at the store and so she answered it and said, "**** you albertsons"
Made me lol

 

Girlfriend, here in Haggisland we don't be getting those things you call.. Telemarketers?

We just get old Jehova ladies trying to convert us verbally and forcefully by trying to shove their booklets on death and god down our throats. That counts as advertising :3

 

I had someone phone our house, they sounded as if they were at a party and drunk and they kept saying "Hello" over and over again.

Most disturbing phone call of my life.

 

Your voice sounds like a 15 year old >>

 

ROFL!!! Thats funny! Good one Rosey!

 

Fix'd 8D That's more like it.

Mish, you sound like a little girl on crack and helium |<

 

Meh, you've only heard me sing. xP

I sound like a butch lumberjack when I'm not singing, truly. :D

p.s. your postcount. <:3

 

..Are you quite sure of that? 8D!

\; For some reason when you said that, I imagined you as sounding like Liam from BB xD;

I know :333 I don't think I should post anywhere that'll contribute to my postcount ever again :DDDD!

 

I just ask them to hold on for a minute, turn the tv on (if it's off) and put the phone up to the speaker.

 

...Maybe 8D! If you show me your voice, I'll show you my voice.

Um. Okay. o: It's true, though, I sound like a beefy geordie man.

 

....I once got a voice message on my cell, and it sounded like a middle aged woman on the other line. She asked for some guy named **** to call her back, and I think, if I can recall right, that she said she had kept trying to call him. This was weird! I'm a girl, my name isn't ****, and I don't even know her! I was freaked out a bit, but I laughed, too...XD;

EDIT: Lawl, the name censored. XD



And...Rosey? That's awesome. Your awesome. XD

 

I get those all the time. I tell them they have five seconds to get off my lawn before I show them the 'hand of gawd'

 

I got a call once doing some survey from some deoderant company asking me about the MTV movie awards which I didn't watch.

I flat out tell her I hadn't watched it and she starts re-reading the question. As if re-reading the script would change the fact that I hadn't watched it.

I ended up just hanging up.

Now we just get calls from Chase credit card.

 

lol, I wonder why a deodorant company would ask questions about that. o_O Also, what an idiot, lol.

 

Sponzorz .

Calls only from a credit card company? That's a lonely life me friend.

 

The first of many. Trust me.

I hate the phone itself, so if the number/person is unknown I let it ring. Testing their patience... >:3

 

Lolz, yeah.

I called a random number once (blocked my number of course) and this guy answered:

(Almost the same convo)

Guy: Hey, this is Joe.

Me: Hey~

Joe: Samantha?

Me: Uh, yeah!

Joe: Hey, what's up?

Me: Nothing, just wanted to talk.

Joe: Cool. I'm hanging with Rachel.

Me: How is she?

Joe: Good.

Me: Tell I said hi.

Joe: Ka- I got to go. Talk to you later.

Me: Ciao.

Best conversation ever. My sister still has his number in her adressbook on her cell