Lol

So my sister was watching this show called Switched at Birth. It's about these two girls that got switched with another family as babies.
My dad walked in and asked my sister: Hey, what's this show?
Sister: Oh, it's a show about these two girls that found out they were switched when they were babies.
Dad: So like how it happened to you, right?


My sister's look was priceless.

YES, I HAVE A FATHER AND A SISTER. IM A PERSON TOO.

 

Silly, people on the internet aren't people xD

 

oh, silly me ienzo, how could i forget the most basic rule of trolling?

 

That's true.












In our minds.

 

Once we tried to fool my sister into thinking she's adopted and she believed us
She was like 8 at the time

 

Holy crap, that's a bit too far lol.

 

My Dad pulls that **** all the time on me and my Brother.

 

My parents told me I was actually in a coma and this was a dream.
But that can't be true, because Abraham Lincoln won't appear, no matter how hard I think.

 

>insert favorite Inception joke here<

 

You cannot always control your dreams. Faulty assumption based on dreams you have had before. If all of reality is a dream, then you cannot realize that you are dreaming because you have never seen anything other than the dream. You cannot become aware just yet.