Lol this funny thing happened at school

OK, so yesterday, there was a choir concert, and some kid threw up on everybody while singing......
Then today, before the band concert, some kid decided to down a big can of Monster and not go use the toilet, so in the middle of the concert, he wet his pants in front of everybody, and got the pee all over the drum equipment....
I think our school is cursed.....

 

I'll have to say that's utterly disgusting.
X_x

 

LOL.
The guy is my hero
xD

 

That guy is me... on stupid steroids. To get a ballpark of what I am think of the guy in the back of the class with a dirt ring around his desk. I'm him on crack.

 

He pissed himself? :\ How old are you?

 

There was a huge yellow puddle on the floor, drummers were swearing, kid was crying, it was utter chaos....
And I'm 13, so was he (yeah, my mom said the same thing, hes kinda old for that)

 

I'm def thinking "is"

 

In elementary school they served cheese filled pretzels and everyone puked/went home.

 

Lol Rubber hot dogs got PWNED!
And the kid's not at school (where i am right now)
Hes probably too embarresed.

 

Something similar happened at my school (all girls school) at an end of year show (last year I was at year 9), some girl vomited on my blazer (luckily only the blazer, and a few other girls I didn't like) and started hurling everywhere, before she left the assembly.

Next moment someone on the stage tripped up on some of the vomit that the girl was hurling and fell on top of a male supply teacher...

Yes, that male supply got fired later on for 'sexual harassment.' Poor him, he looked clueless, but then again, he was actually perverted. He literally told some girls in geography to 'lift their skirts up'.

 

Poor children. Glad I don't crap/pee myself or puke at school.

 

............. just.................... i have nothing else to say