Lmao

There's a commercial. What is in this commercial you say? A Volvo. There is a man driving this Volvo. Guess who it is.

Spoiler

Edward Cullen

Yes. Now you all know what must be done.

Discuss the course of action to be taken.

 

So Volvo is trying to appeal to the pale-skinned desperate tween-to-teen female demographic now?

 

too bad volvos were ugly to begin with

 

But now they sparkle in the sunlight, go a hell of a lot faster, are stronger, read your mind, know the future, and run on blood instead of gasoline.
I mean,
Why else would a vampire buy one?

 

Some (real) vampires have taste.

That's not a pun either.

 

too bad that edward was stupid to begin with

 

Why does mr.vampire need a car? Can't they turn into bats or something. Or jump from tree to tree like Naruto

 

Cause the sparkles were lame enough.

 

that pretty much blows the cover

 

Not that the sparkles wouldn't.

 

The truth has been told