Lines for picking up chicks

"You know where your clothes should be? On the floor next to all my empty cans of Dragon Kick."

 

"Can you pay for dinner? I left my wallet in my pants I'm not wearing"

 

Story time. So I started talking to a really cute girl at one of the bars downtown, when all of a sudden out of the blue she starts asking if I like anime. I say yes and ask her what series she's into. She lists some pretty casual stuff like Naruto and Bleach, but then the conversation goes to:

Spoiler

It worked.

 

I hear you're into monster movies. I'll have you know I'm a monster in the bed ;)

 

....

 

A quote from Ovid's Ars Amatoria

 

thats kinda cringey but you must have said it well in order to make it work

Good job, son.

 

This is the best hopefully non-fiction story on KHV.

 

Don't you know that literally everything on this site is fanfiction?

 

Why does your username still not have any purple?

 

Because I don't care enough to apply for a moderator position.

 

but also

 

Hey, is your September? Because I can't figure out what you're still with your Meán Fómhair.

 

w-what

Also, here's a line.

"I bet your legs would look better without pants."

 

it makes sense in Ireland T_T

 

I-It's ok, I get it now.