There once was a girl from Twilight Town Who always wore a floral gown. She was a brunette And her name was Olette Meaning that her hair was brown
There once was a mouse named Mickey Who ordered a search for a key And with plenty of luck And a dog and a duck, they found it with some one naive
There once was a man from China He wasn't a very good climber He slipped on a rock Tore open his cock and now he has a vagina.
A worried young man from Stamboul Discovered red spots on his tool. Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic! Just wipe off that lipstick, you fool."
There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. In the middle of the night, He woke with a fright To find that his dream had come true!
A site called KH-vids.net Caused many to laugh and regret Don't try and deny It isn't a lie one day, we will all just forget
Well, that was just not very happy. I do not quite mean to be sappy, But I love you all lots On this site that we've got! (This rhyming scheme's really quite snappy~)
A man from the land of Ood Who was seen to be quite crude Some guy slapped his face Was bashed with a vase Now he is only just rude. I don't know, best I could do.
There once was a creepy moderator Don't trust him, he might be a traitor His name is Krowley And he writes pretty foully I hope he gets stuck in an elevator jk, we love you. maybe.
There was a young man from Nantucket Who had such a large cock he could suck it. He looked in the glass And saw his own arse And broke his neck trying to **** it.
