Let's Write The Most Cliche Story Ever

Named Moby......

 

AND THEN POP MUZIK STARTED PLAYINGa

 

While they were making pop-corn.

 

When a nuclear strike happened.

 

And then we're in tokyo suddenly

 

and OMG GODZILLA IS ON A RAMPAGE

and Simple Plan is playing in the background o_O
​

 

They started to walk the streets of Tokyo, when suddenly they find an old Japanese man.

 

Being the pedo that he is, he stared at the younger members of the group intently. I glared and kicked him in the shin, then running off and dragging Alexandra with me.
​

 

Alexandra tripped and fell. I helped her back up, noticing a tear slide down her face.
"I-I-I'm s-sorry... I-I left my d-d-doll behind... P-Please can we get it?" She looked terribly upset, but I didn't want to go anywhere near that old creep. Sobbing, Alex said something that convinced me to go back.
"My m-mother gave it t-to me.."

 

Then, quite suddenly, a sky-diving walrus just landed out of nowhere.

 

Ignoring the walrus that had fallen seemingly out of nowhere, I rushed back toward Alex and Firefly, picking Alex's doll up off of the ground where she left it and handing it to her.

"... So when did this turn into an RP and not some random crack popcorn story?" I asked, hearing he fourth wall shatter somewhere in the back of my mind.​

 

The cow jump over the moon, and the dish ran away with the spoon :p