Let's Write The Most Cliche Story Ever

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  1. Arch Mana Knight

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    Then another car ran me over which forced me back into my dream in which I went back in time and had to save the world with friendship.
     
  2. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    And then they all had sex to celebrate surviving.
     
  3. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    And then we were showered by pink rose petals, rainbow, candy and luuuuuuv. ^-^ ​
     
  4. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    Awwww, that ruined the part of the sex. DDD:
     
  5. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Suddenly, Barney the big purple peadophilic dino appeared in the background, offering people out for free sex... "you look nice!" he chanted. "why don't you come over here, behind this random dumpster?"

    ._.
     
  6. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Then Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Chuck Norris, and Harrison Ford change the plot into a family friendly comedy.
     
  7. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    Then Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson arrive suddenly.
     
  8. Chevalier Crystal Princess

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    And they failed horribly.So they changed the story title to be called

    "My immortal Twilight"

    And everyone rejoiced?
     
  9. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    Until the night became dark and stormy once again.
     
  10. Near Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I stared out my bedroom window boredly until suddenly I saw an explosion, in the shape of a hand with only its middle finger extended. Before the explosion though, I heard...

    "WHAT THE FUC--"

    Everything around me caught fire, disintegrating as the explosion destroyed my home and everything in it. I thought I could hear maniacal laughter in the background... It might have been simply the voices in my head. Was schizophrenia taking over? Had the voices manifested themselves in the form of this explosion, destroying everything I knew and loved?

    ...Was I to die with them?
     
  11. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    THEN LEMON DEMON STARTED PLAYING AT FULL BLASTa
     
  12. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Then a man in a long coat appeared and said, "No! You are the demons!" and then...everyone was a was a zombie.
     
  13. Near Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I stared at him for long seconds, feeling my skin and hair start to rot away. Suddenly, bananas I felt very hungry. All I could think was...

    Braaaiiiiinnssss....

    Barely hearing the music blasting in the background, I felt a bit of foaming drool on my chin as I stepped toward the man, my arms extended. I needed brains....
     
  14. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    THEN THE ZOMBIES HAD AN ORGYa
     
  15. The Lone Wanderer Twilight Town Denizen

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    Suddenly, SHOTGUNS!!!
     
  16. Hayabusa Venomous

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    I pulled a shotgun from my 13 foot long black trench coat and proceeded to shoot 23 rounds into one zombie's face without reloading while "Holiday" by Green Day played on the jukebox behind me.
     
  17. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    AND THEN THEY HAD A BICYCLE RACEa
     
  18. Hayabusa Venomous

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    With "Bicycle Race" by Queen as the background music
     
  19. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    AND THEN THE COVER BY LEMON DEMON PLAYEDa
     
  20. Hayabusa Venomous

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    And then the cover of the cover by some techno pop artist played.