Let's Write The Most Cliche Story Ever

And then they all had sex to celebrate surviving.

 

And then we were showered by pink rose petals, rainbow, candy and luuuuuuv. ^-^ ​

 

Awwww, that ruined the part of the sex. DDD:

 

Suddenly, Barney the big purple peadophilic dino appeared in the background, offering people out for free sex... "you look nice!" he chanted. "why don't you come over here, behind this random dumpster?"

._.

 

Then Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Chuck Norris, and Harrison Ford change the plot into a family friendly comedy.

 

Then Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson arrive suddenly.

 

And they failed horribly.So they changed the story title to be called

"My immortal Twilight"

And everyone rejoiced?

 

Until the night became dark and stormy once again.

 

I stared out my bedroom window boredly until suddenly I saw an explosion, in the shape of a hand with only its middle finger extended. Before the explosion though, I heard...

"WHAT THE FUC--"

Everything around me caught fire, disintegrating as the explosion destroyed my home and everything in it. I thought I could hear maniacal laughter in the background... It might have been simply the voices in my head. Was schizophrenia taking over? Had the voices manifested themselves in the form of this explosion, destroying everything I knew and loved?

...Was I to die with them?​

 

THEN LEMON DEMON STARTED PLAYING AT FULL BLASTa

 

Then a man in a long coat appeared and said, "No! You are the demons!" and then...everyone was a was a zombie.

 

I stared at him for long seconds, feeling my skin and hair start to rot away. Suddenly, bananas I felt very hungry. All I could think was...

Braaaiiiiinnssss....

Barely hearing the music blasting in the background, I felt a bit of foaming drool on my chin as I stepped toward the man, my arms extended. I needed brains....​

 

THEN THE ZOMBIES HAD AN ORGYa

 

Suddenly, SHOTGUNS!!!

 

I pulled a shotgun from my 13 foot long black trench coat and proceeded to shoot 23 rounds into one zombie's face without reloading while "Holiday" by Green Day played on the jukebox behind me.

 

AND THEN THEY HAD A BICYCLE RACEa

 

With "Bicycle Race" by Queen as the background music

 

AND THEN THE COVER BY LEMON DEMON PLAYEDa

 

And then the cover of the cover by some techno pop artist played.