Let's Write The Most Cliche Story Ever

BUT THE BROOM DIDN'T WANT IT AND FLEW BACK TO IT'S SEX MASTER, HARRY POTTER.i

 

THEN BIDOOF USED A CHAINSAWa

 

And then Bidoof had sex with it. TURNED ON.

 

THEN BIDOOF DIED.

BUT IT TURNED OUT HE DIDN'T DIE BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY EDWARD ****FACE AND OH MY GOD HOT FUCKING DAMN ALL THE FANGIRLS LOVE HIM AND WILL FUCK HIM SO HARD, HEMMOROIDS WILL BE JEALOUS.i

 

AND THEN HE STARTED TO MASTERBAITa

 

BUT THEN VOLDEMORT ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND ATE HIS SOUL.i

 

THEN BIDOOF RAGED AND STARTED TO RAPE VOLDEMORTa

 

Then Harry Potter arrived and they started an orgy.

 

THEN SAURON JOINED THE ORGYa

 

Then Frodo felt alone, so he decided to put on the ring to become invisible and joined the orgy too.

 

THEN SAURON HAD AN ORGASMa

 

Suddenly bananas. ​

 

But it wasn't sperm, a lot of magma came out from Sauron's penisss.

 

EXPLODING BANANAS! ​

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Then Harry Potter took the Exploding Bananas and gave them to Ron and Hermione.

 

After that, he was beheaded by Tom Jones who had eating his brain and spited into Ron's face while spreading HIV to Hermione.

 

Thn Loopin fund teh cideotape ends tarted to masticate tooo itt!!!!!ELEVENTHOSAND///!"!""""""""!!!!!!!!​

 

Then he said "Hello, my name is Inigo Monotoya, prepare to die.

 

Then Darth Vader Force-teleported there and thundered "You forgot the 'you killed my father'-part D8<" and then he added "and by the way... I am your father!"​

 

...And then I woke up

-THE END- ​