Let's Write The Most Cliche Story Ever

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  1. Mielé Banned

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    BUT THE BROOM DIDN'T WANT IT AND FLEW BACK TO IT'S SEX MASTER, HARRY POTTER.i
     
  2. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    THEN BIDOOF USED A CHAINSAWa
     
  3. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    And then Bidoof had sex with it. TURNED ON.
     
  4. Mielé Banned

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    THEN BIDOOF DIED.

    BUT IT TURNED OUT HE DIDN'T DIE BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY EDWARD ****FACE AND OH MY GOD HOT FUCKING DAMN ALL THE FANGIRLS LOVE HIM AND WILL FUCK HIM SO HARD, HEMMOROIDS WILL BE JEALOUS.i
     
  5. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    AND THEN HE STARTED TO MASTERBAITa
     
  6. Mielé Banned

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    BUT THEN VOLDEMORT ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND ATE HIS SOUL.i
     
  7. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    THEN BIDOOF RAGED AND STARTED TO RAPE VOLDEMORTa
     
  8. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    Then Harry Potter arrived and they started an orgy.
     
  9. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    THEN SAURON JOINED THE ORGYa
     
  10. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    Then Frodo felt alone, so he decided to put on the ring to become invisible and joined the orgy too.
     
  11. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    THEN SAURON HAD AN ORGASMa
     
  12. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Suddenly bananas.
     
  13. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    But it wasn't sperm, a lot of magma came out from Sauron's penisss.
     
  14. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    EXPLODING BANANAS! ​
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  15. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    Then Harry Potter took the Exploding Bananas and gave them to Ron and Hermione.
     
  16. Serbkiller Destiny Islands Resident

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    After that, he was beheaded by Tom Jones who had eating his brain and spited into Ron's face while spreading HIV to Hermione.
     
  17. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Thn Loopin fund teh cideotape ends tarted to masticate tooo itt!!!!!ELEVENTHOSAND///!"!""""""""!!!!!!!!​
     
  18. P Banned

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    Then he said "Hello, my name is Inigo Monotoya, prepare to die.
     
  19. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Then Darth Vader Force-teleported there and thundered "You forgot the 'you killed my father'-part D8<" and then he added "and by the way... I am your father!"​
     
  20. Dandersnuff Twilight Town Denizen

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    ...And then I woke up

    -THE END-