Let's Write The Most Cliche Story Ever

I then went into exhile, claiming that one day, the world would require my services, but I would tell them no.

 

Then I stopped tripping and got back to my normal life.

 

Suddenly bananas!​

 

And then they made me their chief.

 

Shades lost his job and the High Schoolers laughed at him.

 

Only to turn and laugh when Renegade began to sing HSM.

 

Dude. You're a gay chef. There's nothing funnier than that.

 

lol no

 

And.........and............. *Writer's block*

 

A failed ritual causes everyone's face to turn into rorschach blots.

 

...me likey

BUT! THEN!

there was another flash!

...and a man with a bloody knife walked into the room

 

And then, like, I met the perfectest guy ever, with, like burning amber eyes and pale skin, but he's, like, dangerous and stuff. But I'm too boring of a character to do anything to gain his interest, so I'll let him stalk me until we get into an unhealthy relationship in which he impregnates me with a baby that wants me dead.

...oh wait.

 

AND THEN A CHALLENGER APPEAREDa

 

The challenger sent out BIDOOF.

 

THEN BIDOOF STARTED FUCKING PEOPLE WITH A RAKEa

 

THEN BIDOOF SCREAMED "MMM, RAKE SEX'i

 

AND THEN HE USED A BROOMa

 

I then stared at the broom with my perfect ice blue eyes, that would make any gothic mans heart melt, and thought to myself in a depressed way while angsting over my abusive past "Why must I be so beatiful?"​