Lets take a moment to enjoy a song about a girl you can't have

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LOOK AT DAT ASS AS SHE WALKS AWAY

I'm the first guy ahurdur]

 

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means~

 

YEEEAAAHAHH I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS TO THiS SOOONNNNGGG

 

And when she walks,
the wind blows and the angels sing!
But she doesn't notice me~

 

Cause she's watching wrestling,
creaming over tough guys,
listening to rap metal,
turntables in her eyes

 

It's like a bad movie,
she's lookin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming "someone shoot me"
As I fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want

 

Combo breakah.

 

A little bit of Monica in my liiifee, a little bit of Sandra in the suuunnn, a little bit of Rita is all I need.


MAMBO NUMBAH 5.

 

Lol'd. Love that song.

 

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange,
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

 

And when she walks,
all the wind blows and the angels sing!
But she'll never notice me~

Cause she's watching wrestling,
creaming over tough guys,
listening to rap metal,
turntables in her eyes

 

She likes 'em with a mustache,
racetrack season pass,
driving in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?