Let's reveal interesting and potentially embarrassing facts about ourselves!

My sister was so scared from watching Paranormal Activity when it was in theaters that she actually slept with my parents. There is no movie that's that scary....well, ok, it's scary. But not in the normal sense. It's only scary because they decided to film it in first-person. Cloverfield was the only movie I watched with first-person, and it will be the last

 

I have spent a lot of time trying to do this... I still can't. I was born with a gene mutation which means I have an abnormally long tongue:

My friends get freaked out by it ;-;

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Damn... long tongue.

Frankly, it's creeping me out.

 

It's funny. I was eating some nice fried chicken when I opened up the spoiler.

My mouth was all juicy and there was this smooth feeling.....felt as if I WAS CHEWING/LOVING your tongue.



EWWWWWWWWWWW

 

>RAT

>catwoman

don't cats kill rats?

 

IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YE




*needs to find an avatar change

 

I got so drunk one night I confused the black eyed peas with adele.

I can't have dinner or eat anything of the matter at night if i don't shower first. i feel gross if i eat first then shower.

I was the smartest kid in elementary school.

I was in choir/ mime group when i was in middle school and elementary school.

I almost died 3 days after my mother gave birth to me. I had a serious case meningitis.

I can do tongue tricks.

When I was little I couldn't speak because my mother spoke for me and would never let me answer any of her questions. It happened so much that I just stopped talking so my parents had to take me to therapy to get me to say a few words so um thanks to that I have trouble expressing myself or even talking in a crowd.

 

Does it fit into your mouth? Or does it loll. Not to come off a meanie, not to poke fun of. I'm genuinely curious. I would imagine it does fit, because surely if it didn't you will have said so, that would be a hassle. So I imagine.

 

Well, I've just been born with it, I know no other way. But it's a muscle so it can contract to a size smaller than the average tongue, it fits perfectly fine :D

 

because I'm obligated

Well isn't that wizard?

 

omg@thefirstone
same@thesecondone

My skin is really sensitive so when I shave my legs I have to be careful or else I get razor burn SOOOOO easily

I've been told I'm a good kisser, but when I tried to tie the cherry stem into a knot I almost made myself choke by accident lololo

I'm 2 degrees lower than the average body temperature at all times


I brush my teeth after all meals
if i snack in school or something it will bother me and i will feel unclean
they need to always be freshly brushed and white

 

I have to rinse my glass before i pour every new drink, if I don't the drink doesn't taste nice at all, minds be ****ed up yo.

 

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tounge.

Speaking of the nasal area. When I was 2 years old I stuck two confetti bats up my nostril, and the whole day I was trying to tell my sister " I have a vat in my hose.". It wasn't till my mother came home that they understood what I was trying to say. The next day I was taken to ER, where they were going to splice my nose open, but my mom stopped them at the last second and got a good pair of tweezers to pull the two confetti bats out. Needless to say I never stuck anything else up my nose.

 

****'s a confetti bat?

 

Unlike Ienzo, my tongue isn't abnormally long but it is very flexible.

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motherfucking miracles, yo

I wonder if I could do that cherry stem knot thing.

Another embarrassing fact about myself is that while I usually speak in General American or a very generic dialect, I actually have a Southern accent(I lived in the South for a good part of my life) that I try to hide and sometimes when I'm not paying attention, it slips out. >_>;

 

You're a buttercup, GS.

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