Let's play a game

[Your left hand suddenly turns into a gun that suddenly shot off.]

How screwed are you?

 

I just killed my mother.


YOU BASTARD

 

I just shot straight through my right arm. Ouch.

 

That's my chocolate gone.
I hate you B|

 

I shot the floor, and possibly my dog.
Damn you, tummer.

 

I just forgot what this thread was, re-entered and would of just shot myself in the heart. I'm not doing well here.

 

Shot through the floor...depending on how big this gun is I've probably fallen down into the basement.

 

Poor laptop...

 

I shot in my laptop, because the left hand is (or at least was) on the keyboard.

Yes, I hate you too.

 

Is surprised no one has shot themselves in the face yet...

 

Shot my laptop keyboard. ​

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I'm waiting for the inevitable post about somebody shooting themselves in the crotch.

 

I shot nothing 'cause I was out of ammo. Ha ha ha hah!

 

I swear that when you said that I was...

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After read you post, I am...

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But anyway, you still exploded my laptop's keyboard.

 

My left hand was on my face, the force of the gunshot would have hurt me but alas I would have shot the lightswitch...