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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Look at that ****ing ****.

    That ****ing heart is like a dot like it says "KH-VIDS <3 NET" or some ****, and it's clever as ****. Because KH-VIDS does <3 the net, am I right?

    And that ****ing "N" is all cursive and **** and it looks like it's part of Sora's ****ing neck and shoulder on some ****ing next level post-modern art school type ****. Can't do that **** with MS paint.

    Matter of fact, **** the "N". Let's look at ****ing Sora's profile art on the banner. Who comes up with this ****? It's just a bunch ****ing triangles set up to look like Sora's hair and it's ****ing brilliant. Minimalism at it's best. The artist is like "Naw, **** it. I'mma just outline Sora's silhouette. I'm not gonna ****ing color dis *****'s eyes in or some other ****. Naw, **** that. You *****s know who the **** that is. I ain't gotta do ****. Picasso's ballsack ain't ****ing wit me." I fux wit it.

    And then there's Sora's ****ing crown thrown in there because KHV is the ****ing king of KH media, am I right? OH WAIT A ****ING SECOND. "Your ultimate source for Kingdom Hearts media," IS RIGHT IN THE ****ING BANNER ITSELF. IT'S LIKE THE MAKER OF THE BANNER ALREADY KNEW WE WERE THE ****. Just in case some dense *******s couldn't read in between the lines by looking at Sora's mother ****ing crown to symbolize that WE DA BEST (I've got a masters in Symbology, so don't worry if you feel dumb as **** for not understanding the symbolism before), the mother ****er spelled it out for you in plain goddamn text. Holy ****. It cannot get any easier than that. FUCK.

    In conclusion, this banner gets a 10/10 for me. This ***** (the artist) incorporates ****ing post-modern symbolism in a ****ing video game banner. I ****ing can't even. BNB. BEST NEW BANNER. GOAT. BOTY. BANNER OF THE YEAR. DECADE. CENTURY. MILLENNIUM. ETERNITY. 4EVER. guys I just

    ah
     
    Chad Thundercucc, Jul 30, 2013
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  2. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Made me think of this for some reason
     
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  3. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I read the first paragraph.... I read "in conclusion..."

    I think I put worth a decent effort.
     
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  4. 61 No. B

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    it's alright .
     
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  5. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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  6. SynK Destiny Islands Resident

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    I remember MSN messenger, those were the good old days (like maybe not even two years ago?).
     
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  7. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Fun fact: I was attempting to create an MSN Plus Sound library so robust that it could be used to effectively communicate with others in lieu of typing

    and was fairly close to success
     
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  8. SynK Destiny Islands Resident

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    I had a friend that I would communicate almost exclusively with custom smilies.

    I still use some of the shortcuts in chat to this day, nobody knows wtf I'm doing, but it reminds me of simpler times.
     
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  9. Misty gimme kiss

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    Perhaps we should finally just utilize this version of the banner:
     
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  10. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I support this eleventy hundred percent.
     
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  11. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    The future of KH-Vids
     
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  12. Misty gimme kiss

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    BUT WHY THAT PICTURE

    when you could have used
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  13. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Those brownies are drugged.
     
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  14. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Do you all think this is a game?
    There's clearly only one option here.
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    BECAUSE KINGDOM HEARTS IS DOUBLE FUDGE
     
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  15. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    WHO IS THIS??? MISTTYY????
     
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  16. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    That awkward moment when Misty and Plums hijack a thread before Cam and I can...
     
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  17. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Uhh EXCUSE YOU BB

    IF YOU'RE GONNA PUT THE RULER'S FACE ON THE BANNER, BEST DO IT RIGHT.

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    BEHOLD PERFECTION

    TYRANT HAT KONG
     
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  18. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    THE KING OF THE FORUM!
     
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  19. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    As far as I know that is not Makaze
     
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