Let's be realistic here: Do you truly think you can survive in a Zombie Apocalypse?

I'd do so much cocaine, I'd get a heart attack.

 

Depends. Does the zombie look like this?

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Or like this?

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I wouldn't mind being bitten by the latter.

 

That is not a zombie.

 

But she craves human flesh.

 

i think she craves penis. Not flesh.

 

Penis is made of flesh.

 

I mean in a sexual way, not a digestive way/

 

I meant both.

 

Vore....


Gross.

 

Swap the V with a G.

 

I, for one, would welcome our new Zombie overlords.

 

Bring it.

 

I was a zombie all throughout high school, so I'd know their behavior very well. Bring it on, zombies.

 

"Let me hear your best zombie impression."
"Nah I only do it on the night"
"It is the night!"

 

Zombies would run away at the sight of me.

I shall keep you all safe! Come, you'll be safe in my basement.

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Assuming we aren't going all 'Left 4 Dead', I imagine I might stand a fair chance. I did study Karate for 7 years after all, so I'm not totally defenceless.

Anyway, I don't think the Zombies would even make it to Scotland. They'd all freeze to "death" before they passed Gretna Green :/

 

Arizona heat + Me with a crowbar? Yeah, I'm set.

This list explains why zombie outbreaks wouldn't work too well. Of course, you could just throw logic out the window, but whatevs.

 

I think he meant Guro.

 

My hometown is so small....honestly there wouldn't be many zombies to really have to hide/run from.
I think my survival rate is quite high XP