Let's be realistic here: Do you truly think you can survive in a Zombie Apocalypse?

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  1. jafar custom title

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    I'd do so much cocaine, I'd get a heart attack.
     
  2. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Depends. Does the zombie look like this?

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    Or like this?

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    I wouldn't mind being bitten by the latter.
     
  3. jafar custom title

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  4. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    But she craves human flesh.
     
  5. jafar custom title

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    i think she craves penis. Not flesh.
     
  6. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Penis is made of flesh.
     
  7. jafar custom title

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    I mean in a sexual way, not a digestive way/
     
  8. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    I meant both.
     
  9. jafar custom title

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    Vore....


    Gross.
     
  10. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Swap the V with a G.
     
  11. C This silence is mine

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    I, for one, would welcome our new Zombie overlords.
     
  12. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Bring it.
     
  13. Krowley Moderator

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    I'm pretty sure he meant Vore
     
  14. The Fuk? Dead

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    I was a zombie all throughout high school, so I'd know their behavior very well. Bring it on, zombies.
     
  15. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    "Let me hear your best zombie impression."
    "Nah I only do it on the night"
    "It is the night!"
     
  16. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Zombies would run away at the sight of me.

    I shall keep you all safe! Come, you'll be safe in my basement.

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  17. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    Assuming we aren't going all 'Left 4 Dead', I imagine I might stand a fair chance. I did study Karate for 7 years after all, so I'm not totally defenceless.

    Anyway, I don't think the Zombies would even make it to Scotland. They'd all freeze to "death" before they passed Gretna Green :/
     
  18. Hayabusa Venomous

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  19. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I think he meant Guro.
     
  20. strfruit Gummi Ship Junkie

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    My hometown is so small....honestly there wouldn't be many zombies to really have to hide/run from.
    I think my survival rate is quite high XP