Let me know if these jokes do anything for you

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  1. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    The clock said....
    my hands are tied!

    The blanket...
    flew up!

    I don't know what books comedians read! Could it be...
    COMIC BOOKS!?

    The battery...
    Has the power!

    Ring ring ring... pick up the phone. Yes this is him speaking... my refrigerator? Why yes,
    My refridgarator does run!

    I am the lord! ... Ooh I itch... Scratchy scratch here, scratchy scratch there... the flies are biting me... Get it?
    Lord of the flies!

    XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Hiro ✩, Aug 22, 2011
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  2. C This silence is mine

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    My pinky is suddenly gone after reading these jokes, does that count as doing anything to me?
     
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  3. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    I couldn't resist.
     
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  4. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    O.O... no... by "do anything" i mant the opinion of the peoples...
     
    Hiro ✩, Aug 22, 2011
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  5. C This silence is mine

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    I lost a finger due to these, what do you think my opinion is? D: Or am I not a people to you?! I'm a humanbean too!
     
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  6. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    This little pinky went all the way home.
     
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  7. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Ohh baby these do ALL kinds of things to me.
     
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  8. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    And I'm a lesbean

    :lolface:
     
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    Dirty things, dirty things indeed.
     
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  10. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Human=/=Person
     
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  11. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    These are bad...and I'm not lion.
     
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  12. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    TIEM TO POST SUM JOEKZ

    So Mufasa and Simba were walking through the forest.
    Then Simba started lagging behind and his dad said, "HEY SIMBA HURRY UP I NEED YOU TO MUFASA"
     
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  13. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Why couldn't the 11 year old see the pirate movie?

    It was rated, RRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Two biscuits in a tin, one says to the other "Where do you live?" and the other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll come around and steal my washing."

    Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
     
    Ienzo, Aug 22, 2011
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  16. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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  18. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    A mix of Star Trek and some kid. He was originally shooting someone else.
     
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  19. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Correct, and the kid is "Chunk" from the Goonies.
     
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  20. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    It has been too long.
     
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