Let Me Get This Straight

<insert hate> :]

 

i'm so many shades of mad right now

 

Yess :] fuel dat hate

 

Nah

Once they bent, they bent.

 

The struggle of making it straight... is difficult haha

 

I can do it! I do it all the time.

 

Who says it has to be straight?

And for the record I like my straws like this:

Spoiler

 

Laurence confirmed for closet child.

 

Once again Makaze has proved his superiority

 

If by closet child you mean 'something other than straight', then it's not much of a confirmation. It's a bit like saying: 'Water confirmed for wet.' or 'Perez Hilton confirmed for complete scumbag.'

I would have posted the penis straws but I have standards...

 

Pff. Closet teenager, then.

 

Closer. I haven't been a teenager in almost a decade. So over teenagers.

 

The joke is that only children use spiral straws.

 

it always looks like it's tilting to the side

Yo I love those.. but with soda like coke, it gets stuck and it's hard to clean

 

Nuh-uh:

 

LOL wat?

 

Fine. But it's barely noticeable.

 

I'll give you that.