Legend of the Blind-Ass Cat: Epilogue

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  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Well... We knew this day would come.

    This morning we found the beast of legend tucked under the couch, howling, clearly confused as to where he was. And... well, let's just say evidence suggests that at some point last night he tried and failed to find the litterbox.

    He's been staggering and bobbing his head all day, and when at rest he leans slightly to the left. His equilibrium's shot, in other words. And his sense of smell's probably gone too, considering how stopped up he is.

    But what really seals the deal is... Ma tried to give him some water. He wouldn't drink. That's how we knew our last cat was about to go out.

    The appointment's been made. Twelve hours from now, the blind nigga cat will no longer be with us. As I may have stated before, I intend to see him out.

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    Get your salutes in now, fellas.
     
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  3. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    It's always a shame when the good guys go.


    He will be missed.
     
  4. SynK Destiny Islands Resident

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    Incoming feels

     
  5. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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  6. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Your escapades will be sorely missed, Blind Cat.
     
  7. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    You will be missed, Blind Cat. It is time for you to rest.
     
  8. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Well... Well, that's it. Our hero is properly buried. Lived to the ripe old age of sixteen... maybe seventeen, hard to recall right now. I've known that cat longer than most people. So... I guess it really is the end of a saga.

    Hard to think of things to say. I was hoping I could end on a little rib, maybe keep this somewhat light-hearted... But now it seems inappropriate.

    Whatever. I'll miss ya, furball.
     
  9. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    You are taking his absence admirably well, so have pride in yourself. There are owners who have gone so far as to dry freeze their pet, in a pitiful attempt at immortalizing their lost beloved.

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  10. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Coming from someone who also lost a cat (he was older than I was when we had to put him out of his misery), I know it's hard.

    I'm here if you need me.
     
  11. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    A toast in goldenrod for our fallen comrade, let his misfortune be turned to fortune in the great beyond.