Lately

You've gotta tumor. Sorry man. Sucks for you and your breasts. Either that, or an alien is using your stomach as a portal and it's taking a while to transfer. Eventually the alien will bust out of you.

 

They can't ban me just for being confused, can they? I see no reason as to why they'd ban me for this D:

What, period? I'm not even at school .__.

 

It's quite simple. You have an alien inside of you. I'd say within three days it will burst out of your stomach and begin to take over the world.

 

Sorry CtR, but I think times have changed.

...

Definitely.

Changed.

 

You think somethings inside you eh? Get a knife and cut it out. It's what I always do.

 

I learned to live with my condition and accepted it. People were scared of me, but I didn't mind.

Yesterday I had terrible acking pain in my swollen belly. The doctor suggested I should go to the hospital, so I did.
The pain didn't stop, and I was rushed to the E.R soon after. They gave me some kind of medication to help relieve the pain. Seconds later I passed out.

When I woke up, a doctor was standing in front of me. He told me they made an incision in my stomach, and retrieved the living organism out of my belly. I was shocked to say the least, and he told me it died seconds after laying it down.

Spoiler

Afterwards, I bought Pokemon Black to stop my sadness even if it was just temporary.

I named him Edgar and I will always love him.

R.I.P. Edgar..

 

:'( we will not forget you Edgar

 

Awww, he has your hands. :3

 

Poor little Edgar..What a tragic story indeed.
Kitty's right, he has your hands c: