Last video game character you directly played as is now your bodyguard.

aw hells to the yeah i got caim from drakengard. he wont so much protect me as kill everything that would be capable of doing me harm, with that crazy sadistic bloodthirsty look in his eyes, ahh i love that look

 

A small shiba-inu from Nintendogs... =/

 

lol nice one

 

Rather a small shiba-inu's owner, as you played as the owner in Nintendogs right?
Unless of course Nintendo are like "Oh yeah we'll let people play as the dog now."

 

Either a Pokémon trainer or Madoutsuki from Yume Nikki.

If it's Pokémon Trainer, I'll live. If it's Madoutsuki, I'm oh-so-doomed.

 

Chell from Portal. Oh score, I have a mute lady with potential brain damage after being in stasis for many years who wields nothing but a hand held portal device. Well at least I can run away quite well.

 

Don't forget she put on extra weight from being in stasis.

 

Oh yeah, I have a fat brain damaged body guard that can put holes in walls. It's okay, at least she'll be fun to talk to- ...-.-

 

The only game I've played in the last five months has been world of warcraft, and the character I'm playing right now is my lvl 39 belf warlock. I feel like I'm going to die.

Can I please have my 85 dk instead?

 

A HR:3 Class Monster Hunter who can kill everything from a Yian-Kutku to a Kushala Daeora with minimal effort who knows how to make good use of Flash Bombs and Shock Traps.

And he doesn't talk.

F***, yes.

*glomp and snuggle*

 

Cloud :3
Playing FFVII :p

 

Same here yo, he's useless without EX-mode tho :/

 

Jennifer.


Damn it, mobile pool.

 

I am so jelly. If my PSP wasn't dead, I'd probably have my HR9 hunter to protect me. ;_____;

 

Link from The Legend of Zelda.

 

As long as the world is made of cubes, I'll be fine.

 

Nathan Drake. JUST because he's awesome!

 

Since I've gone all vintage week on everybody...
Opting for the first Harry Potter.

Though I have to admit the boss fight with voldemort near the end looks like a rape scene on the PS1.
Round 4.30. xD The dialogue with Dumbledore at the end had me cracking up.
"What happened between you and Professor Quirrel, is a secret. So naturally, the whole school knows."

I shall never look at that game the same way ever again.

 

Wow it really does look like a rape scene. XD Um....this time I've either got Ashley Robbins or D a ghost from Trace Memory. A 14 year old girl and a ghost...hmm...Eh, I think I'll take D. He did make that guy die after all...