Last video game character you directly played as is now your bodyguard.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Fork, May 2, 2011.

  1. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Chell...

    She has her Portals... I think i've got an epic win on my part... except she can't swim...
     
  2. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Depending on what counts it's either the driver from NFS Hot Pursuit or Baraka from MK Trilogy. Yay, a guy who's only useful in a car or a pretty cool character reduced to a mid-level mook.
     
  3. AwkwardFailure Traverse Town Homebody

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    Cloud Strife, with his extremely stupid 'Braver' attack. By level 50 it's completely useless (unless in duel Colosseum under 'Chaos's thing) so..yeah..he might just turn around and stab me and say 'Not interested' when I'm dieing on the floor. Best bodyguard ever.
     
  4. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Probably because Albert Wesker wouldn't be a bodyguard. 8D
     
  5. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    My four level 11 pokemon... :'(
     
  6. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Epic. His erinaceous hair can protect you.
     
  7. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Correction. The TRAINER of those four Level 11 Pokemon. You're screwed.
     
  8. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Wow, I'm dead. He gets tummer and I get Gambit who..throws cards and pole vaults mainly.
     
  9. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I think you mean MANLY!
     
  10. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    ;_;

    You guys are mean. I'm doing my best...
     
  11. monstro567 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Ratchet (from the Ratchet & Clank series, duh!). Why? One thing: RYNO V-
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  12. Curious Moogle Assistant

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    ...Go go gadget giant's mask? 8D
     
  13. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    I asked him to keep his shirt on this time ;)
     
  14. bluekingboy Destiny Islands Resident

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    Dante from Dante's Inferno! I WIN!!!!
     
  15. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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    Aya Brea, I'm more than okay with this.
     
  16. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Cloud.
    ...I can live with this.
    but I still need to grind in Duodecim
     
  17. Bareri-San 私はポテトだ。

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  18. AnimeGirl104 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    My trainer in Pokemon Black. Samurott(52), Confagrigus(51), Sawsbuck(52), Vanilluxe(50), Zweilous(51), and Scollipede(50). That's right, my girl has a friggin' AWESOME pokemon team.
    Of course, their nicknames aren't as deadly as some of them really are.
    In order Otis, Sarco, Bonnie, Vanilla, Hydroga, and Scolli. Original, right?
    *brick'd for not being serious*
     
  19. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Nate Drake, Uncharted 2. I'm cool yo
     
  20. C This silence is mine

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    Persona 4 Protaganist
    You have forged a bond that can not be broken.
    Hellz yeah that's a pretty good bodyguard even if this means I'm the one who will die for him