Last Person to Post XI

http://www.kh-vids.net/threads/happy-birthday-dinny.137486/

 

Rawr. Nuff said. .

 

:33 < so how is everyone today?

 

Good, you?

 

I've started replaying Pokemon.

And rewatching the anime.

And reading the manga.

I have only one issue: My DS refuses to connect to the internet. The GTS is out of my reach. ;~;

 

Skip seasons 9, and everything up until Adventures in Unova.

Manga is boss

;-; Poor Loxie. At least your DS is still in your hands. I'm grounded so I lack my 3DS. My Pokemon probably hate me now ;-;

 

Yeah, I started at the point where Ash first gets to Unova (so I can get the begining story and understand what's going on) and it's almost like Ash has forgotted that he's travelled four other friggin regions and can't tell his ass from his elbow. Pansy. Now I'm gonna have to go back to S1 to reaffirm that he wasn't always like this.

I'm on chapter 287 and counting!! This may be the one manga I don't mind having to read hundreds of chapters for! There's different characters and stories, but they're all related ans it's wonderful!!!!

Oh no, poor Hero. I can relate. I lost my DS for half a year one time. It turned out my brother put it in my clothing drawer and a shirt got thrown on top of it.

 

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry:
'9.'
Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'
Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'
The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry:
'Pants.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...'

 

That was pretty funny.

 

Star~! Ms. Brooks only asked six questions~!!!

 

Oh, you're right, I didn't notice that. You might be able to tell by how American it is that I didn't write it and just copy pasted it from elsewhere.

 

'Muricans can't count?

 

Guys

The Spam Zone has given me Internet cancer

 

The internet gave me internet cancer.

Which part of the Spam Zone in particular?

 

Pages 3-5 of Clawclops's latest thread.

 

Yeah, I don't read those anymore. I don't go on Twittier for a reason.

 

You're words not mine. I was only pointing out that it was American ('grade' 'pants' ect.) so I clearly hadn't written it and I was just sharing it from elsewhere.

 

You don't say grade? What do you say?

 

Well I say grade as in what mark I get on work but we don't have like 'First grade' and 'Third grade', for us it goes up in years eg. Y1, Y2, Y3.... (Y stands for year so it's sometimes said as 'Year one')

 

Stupid brain, forgetting things I already knew. does "pants" = "trousers", or is there another word for leg coverings which encase each leg in it's own sheath and often extends to the floor?


Breeches?