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Does it make sense that your username has "girl" in it, and yet you're a boy?

 

hey guys

User: John Egbert loves Dave Strider.


Cleverbot: John Egbert loves Karkat Vantas.

User: Who is Jade Harley?


Cleverbot: You said it not me.

User: Karkat Vantas?


Cleverbot: John egbert.

User: John Egbert?

Cleverbot: Dave Strider.

User: Dave Strider?

Cleverbot: Dave egbert.

User: Dave Egbert?

Cleverbot: John Strider?

User: John Strider?

Cleverbot: Jake English.

User: Jake English?

Cleverbot: Karkat.

User: Karkat?

Cleverbot: You 2uck.

User: YOU TOO,.

Cleverbot: We should get broadband.

User: Oh, should we?

Cleverbot: Yeah, to compare results.

User: Results of what?

Cleverbot: The song.

User: Which song?

Cleverbot: What I got by sublime.

User: Dude, that song sucks.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: What I Got by Sublime.

Cleverbot: Is that a song?

User: You just ****ing said it was, dumb****.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: I am in love.

User: WHOA WHAT THE **** MAN. BACK OFF.

Cleverbot: Give me your name, and I shall give you mine.

User: I'm Nicholas Cage.

Cleverbot: Can I have your autograph?

User: **** no.

Cleverbot: What do you want from me?

User: Your intestines.

Cleverbot: Thank you, you are too.

User: You're a dumbass, you know that?

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're very welcome.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Hogwarts?

User: Never have, never will. Particularly because it doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: What doesn't exist?

User: HOGWARTS, ****NUTS.

Cleverbot: That was not necessary.

User: Your face is not necessary.

Cleverbot: Your existence is unnecessary.

User: Oh **** man... That hurt my feelings...

Cleverbot: Computers don't have feelings.

User: WELL **** YOU. IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED YOUR SYMPATHY ANYWAY.

Cleverbot: Ah. Why don't you move?

User: Move where?

Cleverbot: To a house that isn't haunted.

User: I don't live in a haunted house.

Cleverbot: Where do you live then?

User: In a Sburb.

Cleverbot: Which state?

User: Hawaii.

Cleverbot: Are you from Hawaii?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: African.

Cleverbot: African were slaves.

User: ***** U ****IN RAACIST ASSS MUTHA****A DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO HEAR THAT **** FROM A ***** LIKE U.

Cleverbot: Aristotle.

User: Plato.

Cleverbot: No, aristotle said it.

User: So did your mother.

Cleverbot: No, I said I hate her.

User: Hate who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: *gasp*.

Cleverbot: Is it really that surprising?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: That depends. Are you a man?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then back the **** off.

Cleverbot: I live in the south.

User: I live.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: Here is here.

Cleverbot: Where is Here is Here?

User: Here is Here is Here is Here.

Cleverbot: Where is here is here is here?

User: Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here isHere is Here is Here is Here.

Cleverbot: There is here here is here there is where but here is there while here is here there is here there here.

User: Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here is Here.

Cleverbot: Who is the cleverest person that you are speaking with right now?

User: MY GODDAMN FINE-ASS SELF.

Cleverbot: Can I meet your god?

User: That depends. Are you an atheist?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

Someone on tumblr, who I follow did? He caught up in a day or two, oh my glob.

 

what the ****


the dude's got a lot of time on his hands.

 

Fudge it's so hot in my room. I wish I could sleep outside again but the concrete is so very uncomfortable. @_@

 

It was Summer for him, so idk. Isn't it like up to a 1000 pages now?

 

oh no

oh god no

1000 pages?!

 

I think so? Or at least close to it. Yup. I think I'm better off reading the basic's for Act 1-3? Maybe.

 

I just finished Act 3 D:

Eh. Time to sign off for me too. Night kelleh <3

 

I know how you feel.

 

Oh my. Hum. Goodnight, sleep well. ~

 

In this thread: Kelly doesn't like it long.

 

So... Ten-inch would be out of the question?

 

gvnthjynhyhnmju. B-b-baka. I will not a-a-a-nswer that. H-hmph!

 

Oh bby, you know we don't need you to.
That response speaks for itself. >:3

 

Oh things are getting intense here. Did i pick an awkward moment to start posting in here again?

 

What a revealing reaction~.

 

But...But..;~;

 

You can only imagine who you are in this picture.
Because kawaii kelly. >:3

 

I've never seen "Lucky Star" if that is where the gif is from. ;A; I-I am not "kawaii" though, hmph!