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What? I'm taking care of him. He's a happy pet, there in his box, all not moving and stuff c:

d'aw.

Nao. Go away, I don't want to hurt his mummy in front of him.

 

"Heh. I used to believe all this audacious crap.
Until I took an arrow to the knee."

 

Say arrow to the knee again, *****. I dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU.

 

Hey Shy!

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.



Well, I got to folks. See you all in two hours. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

"Are you sure you spelt that correctly? Didn't you you mean..."

"Arrow to the


































































thigh."

 

Why I would never do such a cruel thing. Now. Kindly go away so I can go back to hiding in the shadows.

 

"Perhaps you would do such a thing because it is me you'd be doing it to.
Y'know, that one gorgeous being who killed everyone and impregnated yourself and almost TJ."

 

gorgeous? Yeahhhhh.. No.

And anyway, I'm not one to bear grudges ¬_¬

Now. Kindly leave before I stumble upon my sharp implements.

 

"Oh silly RISKY. You remember what happened last time you stumbled upon your "sharp implements""

 

Danu dear, I have missed you too ;; <3~

@Burnitup- Hey BIU!

 

I've been obsessing over Yuri lately.

 

Yes I d-

...

wait..

 

Nobody will get this.

 

"At first I was like;


But then I was like;"

Is her name Yuri?

 

How have you been my dear?

And once again I am typing this while cycling on a strange exercise bike thing. Oh my.

 

I am well thank you Danu, it has been raining all day so i have spent the day writing more of my book. What about you?
xD Danu, why do you need to go on an exercise bike? you are fine just the way you are.

 

Oh blargh,is it raining over there? It's lovely and sunny here...and oh my,you are writing a book? Tell me more sweetheart,do tell me more <3~ And I am alright,have been in bed doing nothing up until now xD
And I am on zee exercise bike because I am awfully unfit,and want to be able to run a mini marathon by summer. But even half an hour of exercising,like now,will make me lose a ton of weight,something which bothers me. Although I then think I am too fat. Good god mind,why can you not choose one or the other?

 

Yes .

 

Your joke was more mainstream, but not by much.