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...That's slightly unsettling.
You realise of course this means you banged Makaze, Hayabusa, DT, BIU, TJ, Machazo, Teddy and me in our sleep...
Right?

 

o.0 So many of the males in this thread are the fathers of your kids?? You've been getting around.

 

Pfft, no. I'm faithful to Nathan. /shot shot shot.

 

She could have just woke me up. Just saying. *is murdered... horribly*

 

Hence the 'unsuspecting' description.
Oh she is now, but 2 years a go she wasn't.

...So then how do you explain the fact that every male in here is the father to at least one of your kids?

 

Don't be silly, that would imply I'm male.

 

Again, she could have just woke me up.



It's like some weird plot to a hentai.

 

Drying my hair without brushing it first = exploding lion mane around my head.
Blargh.
But it smells of vanillllllaaaaaaaaa~

 

Hey Dax!
...In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiii- *shot*

How does it smell of vanilla?

 

Nathan makes me drink. :v I do silly thing when drunk.

 

...*desperatly tries to think up reply to this as I think I should*....*fails*

 

Like rape people? People who aren't in the same country as you? That is some commited drunk raping right there.

Need help?

 

Whats this about me being screwed by Kelly-chan-desu-kun?

Hair that smells good is sexy

Hi Daxy dear. How are you?

 

That would spoil her fun.

It is isn't it?

You'd better just stop there. Please don't go into detail about these 'silly things'
I have a feeling I might know what they consist of D: So please stay away from me the next time your drunk, have been reading too much yaoi/yuri and are carrying some form of sharp object on your person.

/has no idea where he's going with this.

 

Hey hold up, Fabulous Scargrell is my only child. A child Kelly and I had would consume the planet within minutes.

@Daxa

Lion Daxy.... ._. um.. cannot express these feelings through words.. not prepared..
defdsbkrefksbueloveyoukbeurbeushw

 

I would make it more fun if I were awake. Hehehehahahaha...

Yeah, it is.

 

I used vanilla shampoo.
And its all nomnom. And the bath made me sleepy.
So I feel like a little baby lion.
Rawr.

Hai sweetie~
I am alright, rather tired now, in a good way. I might actually sleep tonight. Oh my.
Although because I said that, I most likely shall not. But still. Its cold and rainy outside.
How are youu?

Scargrell is the most wonderful child in the world. It is a fact. <3~
But darling, the Always Prepared team is always prepared! Even for dodgy lion Daxa.
nhdausfbjbskloveyoutooojksb jcbdsk

 

It's not rape if you want it.

/hehe.

 

Not if I kill it within nanoseconds.

 

<3 Vanilla~