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Congratulations for the newly wed! RISK RISK and Dahlia RISK!

 

can i have my fun with her now?

 

oh no... RISK... what have you done?

 

It cant be THAT bad.

 

i would know man. it is. it may not be AS bad because she hasnt posessed you and she is human now thanks to me and my awkward magic.

 

Meh, I've been in relationships with demonic psychos before.

... Actually can I get a divorce?

 

Good work, Tom.

 

yeah, get a divorce. i wouldnt cheat on the chick in ur sig either.

 

can i marry that april girl, because she has nice bewbz :c

 

with? getting away with lying? alright...

 

Nope, not ever.



"Oh RISK, I'm soooooooo happy. *Smoochy, Smoochy smooch smooch*"

 

shes mah fwend c:

Do that again, and I get the chains out.

And stay out fo my dreams.

 

lawl. ur screwed.

and fairly attractive.

 

"You aren't cheating on me? Are you, you two?" *Stares at RISK and FF*

 

i cant cheat on you. im not, and never was with you, Dahlia Hawthorne.

 

I thought you were bed buddies?

"No, head buddies"

 

what she sai... no. more like i was like, friends with her in my head till she went all kill people on me and explained her plot to frame me.

 

Woah, things got fucked up in my absence

 

"Oh I remember that!, Yes I planned it all when I was 14, That was when I started killing everyo-"

Uh, D. We aren't talking about T&T...we are talking about TLPTPW.....

"F*CK you, Feenie" *Shoots and kills*

"Yes Darling, DOESN'T IT ALWAYS?"

 

Ahh DAHLIA!!!

*OMGBLOODYEFFINGVIOLENTSTAB... MULTIPLE TIMES WITH A HORRIBLE SHARP STABBING TOOL*