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I gave her a Doctor Who joke and she says she doesn't get it.

I explain that it's both a joke and a British television series. Here's the response.

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MADNESS?

 

Okay clever bot knows 'don't stop believing', I'm currently taking it in turn to type out the lyrics to it.

She took the midnight train.
Going Anywhere~.
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit.
He took the midnight train going anywhere~.
A singer in a smoky room, the smell of wine and cheap perfume.

 

Well now she's claiming she's Cleverbot >.>
Or, "Cleververt" as she pronounced it.

 

You wish.
Nah,I am in the Republic of Ireland Finny fish.
It could be one of my sisters though. C:

 

I'm surprised I hadn't already. xD Good to see you too, how are things?

Llave what is this I don't even.

Me: I despise guessing games.
Her: I despise fish.
Me: Oh goodie.
Her: You have activated my trap card.
Me: Screw the rules I have fish.
Her: That's against the rules.
Me: Deal with it.
Her:Why should I deal with it?
Me: Because I am a murdering, treacherous, evil lion with a childhood grudge.
Her: Don't worry you won't be getting any brains as far as I know.

._.

 

Decided to head over to Cleverbot.

We were having a convo about Doctor Who. It said it was worried about me, I asked why, and it said because I was a ninja.

OMG, I love this thing.

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Please try. I'm worried about you.

What? Why are you worried about me?

I worry about you because you are a ninja.

Okay, you caught me. I'm from the Hidden Leaf Village.

No, you are a naruto nerd.

 

THERE'S MORE OF YOU?!
FFFFFF-

Also:

Me: Are you a Sweet Transvestite?
Her: No.
Me: From Transexual, Transelvania?
Her: How did you get there?!?!?!?!
Me: You have to do the Time Warp.
Her: You don't give me enough.

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Me: Enough what?
Her: Enough of your shenanigans.
Me: You don't give me enough of your mammaries, wh0re biscuit.
Her: You spelled programmer incorrectly. Why?

I think someone's trying to avoid the subject >.>

 

Meanwhile, Kelly was in angst mode, watching "The Darkness II is AWESOME"

 

I'm loving Cleverbot.

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As am I my dear,this thread is just purrrrfect for you.
And I am alright,in a lot of pain due to my run yesterday,but I have tea,so all is good.
How are you doing?~

Yesh,two more of me to be exact.
And they both have scary accents. Which even I find incredibly hard to understand.

 

Y u in angst mode? :c
I DEMAND THAT EVERYBODY BE HAPPY.
WATCH ME SPREAD RAINBOWS AND HAPPINESS AMONG YOU.

 

Jesus guys, this is insanely amusing.

[video=youtube;pCJ7WAAzznM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJ7WAAzznM&list=UU2NU0s1H0p9N4jvF7qV59vA&index=1&feature=plcp[/video]

 

I'm now speaking Japanese with Cleverbot.

...Or not >.>

 

You run? I didn't know that..I'd think with your tea intake you'd be able to run across water(yup, you're a ninja, reaper, and the Flash).
I'm doing good, I actually figured out out how to make some tea on my own that tasted grand, it was a lovely morning.

 

Oh god.

Start talking about Ace Attorney and see where it takes you.

When it starts being stupid, "OBJECTION!"

Also, OMG, Doctor Who reference in the Marik plays Portal 2 video.

 

Oh I shall.

And now I'm upset.

>.>
Y U NO WATCH ARASHI NO YORU NI CLEVERBOT?! B|

 

Yesh yesh,because of tea I can do anything. And now I have images of Grell in a Flash outfit with nunchucks. Oh god yes. That's what I now aspire to be.
Hurrah! I am most proud of you my dear <3~
Before you know it,you shall be addicted like me.

 

lol, Cleverbot.

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As close as I could get.